World Domination
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Thread Topic: World Domination
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How would you accomplish that?
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With 1000 carnivorous bunnies!
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Well you get control of the government, you spread an idea/idiology and make it sound as great as possible. Slowly over time brainwash the public. Get the favor of other leaders. Make a totalitarian one-world state, and then rule as however I please.
That's just a very simple summary of how many large empires are. And kill/torture anyone who stands in the way. Divide and conquer.
I might read "The Art of War" soon.
However, I do not want to rule the world. I'd rather being loving and compassionate and help the people, not the ruling power. -
I think another planet is going to conquer us some day.
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ZOMBIES!!!!!! xD
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ni hice ana, the pricinpals of genocide are
1. divide and conquer
2. hornet sting effect
3. maintaining more supporters then then detters
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:D lol awesome bunny lova. very characteristic :p
and ana if your gonna read the art of war you should also read mein kempf :) -
Chuck Norris could accomplish it.
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You can't spell slaughter without laughter.
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@ barberbob someone at my school just said that yesterday!!!
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lol ork xD
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Wait, I think that's the name of some album, but ya.
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Aliens.
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First, I'd get myself in to a high political position, so I had an opinion, yet wasn't so important that I'd attract too much attention. I'd make myself a computer hacker, and tap everyone's phones, emails, twitters, etc. I'd say (if I got caught) that I'd heard rumours of political unrest. I'd travel around the world in search of people with actual political unrest. I'd make myself followers and then I'd slowly build my popularity with them, at the same time, to my boss, accusing them of wanting to overthrow my boss. I'd gain popularity in both places, without them figuring out my secret. I'd launch two sides against each other, to create distrust. Turn neighbor against neighbor, while working behind the scenes. Then, when it was becoming suspicious to one side, I'd tie myself up to make it look like Side A attacked me, then I'd make Side B take me to a safe place and lock me up so I wouldn't be harmed by Side A. But I'd be lying to Side B and I'd tell via computer to Side A that Side B imprisoned me. I would then escape myself, leaving trails of blood behind to confuse both sides, making it seem like both A and B were guilty.They'd fight, and meanwhile, I would go off somewhere for a while and find some power hungry fool to make himself ruler of Side B. I'd attach an electric shocker to his brain that would go off every time he disobeyed me. I'd then make myself Side A's ruler. The two sides would be so distracted by my disapearance that they wouldn't notice until too late. I'd then go on like this until I had enough power to kill both Side A and Side B's former rulers. I'd blame it on either side and put so much mystery that they wouldn't know what to believe. Then, I'd kill the power hungry fool and crown myself ruler of A and B! Tada!!!!!!
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