Enter Teh Vortex!

There are many smart people, but few who will escape Teh Vortex. Vortex-avoiding is, afterall, quite exceptional. What is a vortex-avoider? A vortex-avoider is someone who has an extraordinarily insane mind, is able to spew ridiculous answers to complex problems, and see the world through an entirely mad point of view.

Are YOU a vortex-avoider? Do you have the eccentricity to qualify for that prestigious title? Until now you could only wonder. But thanks to this great quiz, in just a few minutes you will find out! WARNING: Normal people WILL be sucked into Teh Vortex.

Created by: E Lunatic
1. What is your age?
Under 18 Years Old
18 to 24 Years Old
25 to 30 Years Old
31 to 40 Years Old
41 to 50 Years Old
51 to 60 Years Old
Over 60 Years Old
2. What is your gender?
Male
Female
3. Of these, which is your favourite colour?
Blue
Red
Yellow
Pink
White
42
4. From this point forward, you may notice a large amount of nonconventional spelling. Is this acceptable?
Oh no! *Calls the grammar police.*
Meh, I don't care.
AKSEPTIBILLZ?! THAZ ARKSELLELOUNT!
5. Which symbol represents Voodoo Madjikz?
Pentagram
Treadmill
A Voodoo Madjikillz enveloped in Madjikal Voodoo flame
There is no symbol for Voodoo Madjikz, because there is no such thing
A symbol has yet to be created for Voodoo Madjikz
6. Which bevaridge do you prefer?
It's BEVERAGE!!
Soda
Fruit juice
Water
Alchohol
BHEWZSH
7. What are you currently wae-ar-ign?
Pants
Pantz
Shorts
Black Pantz and/or shortotrz
Other
Does that say "wearing"?
8. Which is teh moest crucial to taking a shower?
Soap
Shope
A towel
Teh towelzorz
Alright. Let me stop you right there. Do you even realise how very idiotic that question sounds, nevermind the ridiculous possible answers?
9. WOOP WOOP
That wasn't even a question! Come on man!
WOOP WOOP
WOOP WOOP WOOP WOOP
Woop.
10. How do you describe candy?
Sweet
Shw33t
11. Which is the last?
Chi
Chi....eeeeeeeze
Psi
Psheye
Omega
Omarga
12. Take a look at your keyboharrd. Which symbol is represented on the upper half of the "1" key?
!
Exclaimation point
!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1!11!!!one!
13. And finally, which is >9K?
10010000000000
10000000000000
Is that binary? Wow. I bet I just tipped off the many people who have no clue what you're talking about. Oops.

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