Enter Teh Vortex!

There are many smart people, but few who will escape Teh Vortex. Vortex-avoiding is, afterall, quite exceptional. What is a vortex-avoider? A vortex-avoider is someone who has an extraordinarily insane mind, is able to spew ridiculous answers to complex problems, and see the world through an entirely mad point of view.

Are YOU a vortex-avoider? Do you have the eccentricity to qualify for that prestigious title? Until now you could only wonder. But thanks to this great quiz, in just a few minutes you will find out! WARNING: Normal people WILL be sucked into Teh Vortex.

Created by: E Lunatic

  1. What is your age?
  2. What is your gender?
  1. Of these, which is your favourite colour?
  2. From this point forward, you may notice a large amount of nonconventional spelling. Is this acceptable?
  3. Which symbol represents Voodoo Madjikz?
  4. Which bevaridge do you prefer?
  5. What are you currently wae-ar-ign?
  6. Which is teh moest crucial to taking a shower?
  7. WOOP WOOP
  8. How do you describe candy?
  9. Which is the last?
  10. Take a look at your keyboharrd. Which symbol is represented on the upper half of the "1" key?
  11. And finally, which is >9K?

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