do you know KUNG PAO?

there are only a few people in the world who really know the movie kung pao. but you may be one of them. although the movie may be kind of dumb, it is actually worth watching for the greatness of the funny parts. [which is pretty much the whole movie. the chosen one compells you to take this quiz.

are YOU a chosen one? this is your test to see if you know kung pao as well as some people do. maybe youll be a chosen one, and maybe you wont even be the level of a matrix cow fighter. until now, you never knew if you could ever have what it takes to be a chosen one, so take the quiz and test yourself.

1. What is your age?
Under 18 Years Old
18 to 24 Years Old
25 to 30 Years Old
31 to 40 Years Old
41 to 50 Years Old
51 to 60 Years Old
Over 60 Years Old
2. What is your gender?
Male
Female
3. fill in the blank: chicken go cluck-cluck ____ ____ ____.
ostrich go bah
basketball go slam
cow go moo
egg go crack
banana go squish
dog go woof
4. fill in the blank: and then he killed the ____.
rabbit
heffalump
clock
goat
dog
man
5. what is the name of the bad guy?
schnookums
veronica
arnold
lucy
jafar
betty
6. what movie does the cow fighting scene take after?
pirates of the carribbean dead mans chest
the matrix
casino royale
harry potter and the goblet of fire
the new guy
braveheart
7. fill in the blank: does anyone know where i can find a _____ _____?
radio shack
metal claw
wet dog
tennis ball
wal mart
wooden oar
8. what three dementional shape was the shape of the bad guys protectors attached to his shirt?
cylinder
heart
hexagon
dodecagon
pyramid
cube
9. fill in the blank: my nipples look like ____ ____!
round circles
orange peels
milk duds
candy canes
blue tassles
life savers
10. what does the old man choke on when he is trying to talk?
a vaccuum cleaner
a bird
a milk dud
a candy
a cigarette
a fly
11. fill in the blank: at that moment, the chosen one learned a valuable lesson about ____ ____, THEY HURT LIKE CRAP MAN!
shiny swords
iron claws
metal fists
blood tests
jammed fingers
dodge balls
12. fill in the blank: i see the way you look at him. i'm a man, too, you know? __ __ __ __ __ __.
i go pee pee standing up.
i have man muscles like him.
i go to the store often.
i cook and clean around here.
i work out all the time.
i work a day job too.

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