Puppet's Kung Fu Quiz

As a sino-italian, I consider my skills of detection quite keen. I will kung fu you into yesterday if you fail this test, or if you touch my mother. Only take this test if you are sure like the sun setting in my heart.

Who is Puppet? How well do you know him? If you have ever wanted to know if your relationship with Puppet is solid and true like the rice cakes in the chinese/italian market, then this test is for you.

What is your age?
	Under 18 Years Old
	18 to 24 Years Old
	25 to 30 Years Old
	31 to 40 Years Old
	41 to 50 Years Old
	51 to 60 Years Old
	Over 60 Years Old
What is your gender?
	Male
	Female
When I wake up in the morning, the first person on my mind is
	Blair.
	Jack Daniels.
	My Mom.
	Bruce Lee.
I could kick your ass
	in 3 seconds.
	You've alredy kicked my ass.
	You aren't a violent puppet.
	faster than the red eye on crack.
My favorite holiday is
	any excuse to get wasted.
	the Chinese New Year.
	Mom's graduation.
	Valentine's Day.
	St. Jordi Day.
My dream in life is
	to circumnavigate the globe.
	to have my own beer label.
	to remove my tag.
Favorite food?
	chinese.
	italian.
	cajun.
	i live on air.
What's my real daddy's name?
	You don't know who he is.
	Joshua.
	A3.
	Fong Ji Wu
My ideal evening is spent
	kicking some wooden ass down at the furniture store.
	painting reproductions of Klimpt and Durer.
	searching for my birth father.
	learning how to read and write in English.
	writing my own fortune cookie philosophy.
You tell me what you want and I'll tell you what you get...
	you get a black eye.
	you get bored too quickly.
	you get away from me.
	you get on your knees and beg for mercy.
What am I?
	A dog.
	A puppet.
	A cat.
	A bear.
	A god.
I once knew all the words to
	all of LSU's fight songs, but I've been rehabilitated.
	Basho's haiku's, but english has taken care of that.
	every journey song ever created, but that was long ago.
The crane is
	something I use to haul cases of tasty sake.
	a method I will use to destroy you.
	a meditation that Mom does on rocks at the coast.
	a paper company.
My opinion of Mozart is
	something to be reckoned with.
	highly dubious.
	widely shared, but rarely admitted.
	who the hell am i to even breach that subject in your presence?
Coconuts originally come from
	Southeast Asia.
	a can.
	South America.
	Hawaii.
When I'm happy I say things like
	"rearry, rearry niiice!"
	"buffet, baby!"
	"OOOOooooooOOOOooo!"
	"was Lao Tzu the daddy mack?"
Where is my favorite perch in the house?
	That's easy! On the window sill!
	Tricky Puppet, you don't perch.
	High atop the Maytag heights of the refrigerator.
	On your mom's easel in the office.

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