Do You Have Biblical Morals?

I liked the comment about "context." When it's a stupid bible command, we need "context." When it's "You shall have no other gods before you," it doesn't need context.

A Christian will claim their silly bible contains the inerrant words of their god. And then turn around and claim that the words have to be interpreted - sometimes. Which of course makes no sense. What makes sense, when we think it through, is that Christianity is shot through with contradictions and absurdities, and it's followers are foolish.

It is so sad that so many people have been brainwashed into believing this book. They are so deluded and in denial, they can't see how completely ludicrous their whole religion is. It would be funny if it wasn't so damaging to society.

f--- JESUS

This is an abolutely rediculous quiz. Of course the answers you'd give today wouldn't be like in Biblical times. This stuff happened in the Old Testiment, I knew all the "right" answers, but after Jesus came, in the New Testiment everything changed--He came to save us from our sins, and we live now by His grace, not the law of the Old Testiment.

Awesome quiz. Thanks for pointing out what is actually in the Bible. So many Christians seem to have never actually read that book. It astounds me.

Excellent underscoring of the Old Testament (and a great way to point out how many play "cafeteria Christian" in application of religious rule). The New Testament and actual teachings of Jesus are, thankfully, much more in line with what the "right" answer should be...he said the main rules were to 1. Love God above all and 2. Love each other. The rule of love, forgiveness and seeking the spirit of the law is much easier to follow and saves the human race because all the abominations and "put to death" parts of the OT would wipe out the entire population in short order ("For ALL have sinned and fallen short of the Glory of God.")

The fact that you deliberately removed ALL the context from your quiz says more about your own morals than it does either the Torah or the Xian Bible.

Well, SOMEBODY didn't read past Deuteronomy. What are you thinking?
I kindly suggest you read the New Testament, particularly the Gospel of Luke. You might realize that Jesus disagreed with stoning and animals sacrifices, which ARE NO LONGER NECESSARY ACCORDING TO THE BIBLE, and that he came "not to condemn the world, but to save it."
Seriously. If you decide to spread propaganda about somebody else's religion, please do your research first.

Unfortunately, yes, all those "C" answers are somewhere in the Bible, mostly in the Old Testament, and mostly in the Pentateuch (Torah, or first 5 books of Moses). I can't tell you exactly which chapter and verse is each without spending a few hours (that I don't have) doing nothing else. However, I've seen them all at one time or another.
I don't live by them, though. They may be still in the Bible, but morality has evolved (hee hee!) beyond that, into something spurred on by the New Testament's Second Greatest Commandment, "Love your neighbor as yourself."

You are totally wrong. I study the bible, I'm a respected Pastor, I answered it all as it should be, and I got a 0%?? you really don't understand the bible, do you?

I don't even read the bible, but even I know that God loves all things, and that he wants things to be good in life. Get a grip, maybe you should see a doctor!

omw!!!! whoever made this quiz is a heathen!! The bible says a man with a false mouth shall be punished!!! watch your mouth!! and get some help!! u dont understnad the bible at all!

Another thing I forgot to mention:
GOD IS NOT A SEXIST.
MORON.
>: (

Whoo hoo!! Heathen!! I totally failed, sweet. I always fail these things...hmmm, maybe that says something? Or maybe it just says something about the makers of these quizzes. *pondering*

Do you have no understanding of the bible? it si about peace and love,not sacrifice! Open your heart and you shall see!!

0%.
FYI, I am a kind and caring person, or at least I try to be.I'm not a selfish little b----.
Which doesn't mean I won't say "Screw you guys, I'm going home," because I'm doing it now:
Screw you guys, I'm going HOME.

Damn you heathen! Your book learnin' has done warped your mind. You shall not be invited next time I sacrifice a goat.

One word for you dude: retard.

Yeah all that was Old Testament pretty much. Thats where Jesus came in and kinda said all that stuff is done and you dont have to do it anymore...

Biblical morals?? I think you guys have a completely different interpretation of the Bible than I do.

oh my gawd - I'm a heathen - somebody stone me!