Damon's IQ quiz

This quiz has been customed taylored by me to explore the true intelligence of my friends as well as to explore the intelligence of yourselves. There are definitive answers to each question.

Although there may be humorous parts in this quiz, the outcome is real, the questions are real, and not even the names have been changed as to not protect the idiotic.

1. What is your age?
Under 18 Years Old
18 to 24 Years Old
25 to 30 Years Old
31 to 40 Years Old
41 to 50 Years Old
51 to 60 Years Old
Over 60 Years Old
2. What is your gender?
Male
Female
3. A Republican is...
More conservative than a Democrat
More Liberal than a Democrat
More of an idiot than a Democrat
A domesticated elephant
4. Most Dogs are...
4 legged mammals
4 legged marsupiels
Men who cheat on their women
b_tches
5. What is a chiuhuaha?
A dog on the Taco Bell commercials
A small, hairless cat
A city in Mexico
Both A and C
None of the above, dumbass
6. Fish is a type of...
Poultry
Shrimp
Carnivore
Bad smell from lack of showering
None of the above
7. What is Linux?
A book publisher
A website publisher
A type of OS
Something the british use to blow their nose
Charlie Brown's friend
8. Where did the term "Wet your whistle" come from?
The Navy, Men wore whistles, and when one fell overboard, they fell "in the drink", there by "wetting the whistle"
When someone had a dry mouth, they make a whistle sound, so a drink "wets the whistle"
An old term for Oral Sex
Brits had a whistle mounted to their beer mug, when they wanted a beer, they blew!
9. If someone answers the phone"Home of the Hummer", what is their occupation?
Bird expert
Car salesman
prostitute
proffesional harmonica player
none of the above
10. What weights more, a pound of gold or a pound of feathers?
a pound of gold
a pound of feathers
they both weight the same
both weigh more than eachother
11. Who's the best, most considerate, generous, kindest guy in your friends list?
Well, Damon, of course!
Uncle Gold
Uncle Paper
Grandpa Smurf
12. The following is an antonym for the word "serendipity"
mazel tov
stroke
misfortune
happiness

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