Are you a slimey slug?

Questions 4 thru 11 are the only ones that are factored into the score, the rest was just for fun. If you are not a slug, welcome to the human race. I don't what is stranger me staying up this late to do this quiz or you staying up this late to take it.

It seems like people are forgetting or never learning how to be nice to others. If this test made you consider that there is a right and wrong way to interact with others, then it was worth while. Being nice is contagious just as being a horses behind and can affect your day and the other people you interact with each day.

1. What is your age?
Under 18 Years Old
18 to 24 Years Old
25 to 30 Years Old
31 to 40 Years Old
41 to 50 Years Old
51 to 60 Years Old
Over 60 Years Old
2. What is your gender?
Male
Female
3. Shopping Carts?
I return them to the bin when done.
I leave them between cars, not my job to return them
I let them roll down the hill
I empty my trash in them
4. Do you cut in line?
Sure they were just standing still anyway
Duh?
No, that would be rude.
Only if I'm in a hurry...which all the time.
5. When you walk your dog, do you pick the poop?
Only if it's in my yard.
Yes, of course.
Only if the property owner sees my dog do it.
No way, why do you think I walk my dog..away from my house.
6. Do you talk loudly when you dine out?
No, I try not to disrupt other people's meals
Yes of course, how else will the people in the back of the room hear me tell my tale.
If they don't like, they don't have to listen
I love to hear myself talk and I'm everybody does
7. Cell phone? Do you talk on your during a movie or while dining out?
It's my minutes...so there.
Next thing you know they will want us to use out phones in little red booths on the corner.
When I have no class, I want eveyone to know it.
There is a time and place to use your phone, no need to share.
8. Are you a Litter Bug?
I keep a trash bag in my car.
The wind will blow it to the dump sooner or later
Yes, I like to keep my car clean, so out it goes
It's not my yard.
9. Do you regift a crappy present to someone else?
Duh!
No, I toss crappy gifts, no need to pass it on.
Regifting makes the world go around,..baby!
Hey! What do yose want egg in yo beer!
10. Do you tailgate other drivers?
Hell yeah! Get out of the way fool!
No, if I hit them in rear end, I'll get sued.
Yo! I'm drafting to save gas
I don't insurance anyway, it's all good.
11. Do need to lose weight and still biggie size all of your food orders?
No, fast food has too much fat without adding on.
Yes, but I get a better food value.
Duh!
Yes, but I'm hunnnngry!
12. If a tree falls in the forest, does any care?
Only the wittle wabbits
Yes, but did it make a sound?
It was Weyerhauser
Dunno! Does that dog hunt?
13. Which crossed dressed first the chicken or the egg.
Neither, they were both chicken
Boy hope these questions get better
Don't know, don't care!
What happened to the road?
14. Trump vs Rosie?
Did anybody win?
Trump rules!!!
Rosie rules!!!
Let's get ready to rummmmmble!!!!
15. Barbara Wah Wah vs Trump?
Did the Donald lie about Wah Wah?
Did Wah Wah lie on TV about liking Rosie?
Don't know, don't care!
I suspect a little of each
16. What's up with Katie Holmes?
Is Tom using mind control on her?
Is she up the "creek" without a paddle?
Did she join the Cruise Cult willing?
....and what about Pacey, what would he do?
17. Is it just me or did Jennifer Aniston get a raw deal?
Brad screwed the pooh letting her go.
Brad is a dick anyway, she is better off without him
Jolie gets tired of her toys pretty quick, Brad the clock is ticking
What did we do before Tomcat and Bradjolie?
18. I do My space quiz's because....
I think it will reveal something about me I didn't know? Like, I'm a wacko!
It's quarter to 3, there nobody in the place, but you and me, so set them up Joe....
It's there
I have an complusive disorder
19. My favorite color is?
Baby Crap Yellow
Barf Pink
Dog Poop Brown
Slimey Green
20. On the above question, ick! Why not pick a normal color. What's wrong with you?
Red
Blue
Green
Yella ; )
21. Have you ever stolen from a store? If so the dollar amount was...
Under a $1.00
Never have
Over $5.00
Over 25.00
22. If you're a male, do you open doors for ladies? If you're female, do you say Thank you?
Yes, always
Sometimes
Here and there
Never
23. Do you say excuse me or just expect others to know they are in your way?
I say excuse me
I say excuse you
I just wave my hand like I'm the queen and they move.
I just say MOVE!!!
24. Is this quiz....
Pretty lame?
Weak?
OK, if I was bored to tears anyway
I think this dawg is running outta questions
25. I love to watch which sport on TV
Baseball
Football
Soccer
Knitting
26. My first car
Was my parent's old car.
A Vista Crusier
Stolen
It was new Dawg
27. My first date was..
Hot
Is an old nag and not married to me.
A disaster
No sweat
28. I got my first speeding ticket going..
35 in a school zone
55 in a 35
75 in a 55
No ticket for me
29. I use to think getting to first base was...
referring to baseball
pretty dang cool
needed an user's manual
Never going to happen
30. My co-workers...
Suck
Are Aliens trying to suck my brain dry
Potty pads trying to pass as people
A bunch really nice people? Are you new on the job?
31. Will this quiz ever end? Let's consult with the magic eight ball.
I know you are, but what I'm I?
Yes
No
That would not be prudent at this time.
32. What TV show do only watch when others are not around?
Saved by the bell? How old are you?
Dawson's Creek?
The Simpsons
Cheaters
33. The last question and your answer has been emailed to all of your friends, family and co-workers. How do you feel about that? (Kidding)
Ticked off!
Who cares?
Get a grip!
I can always get another job
34. My parents think I never had _____ until I was over 21.
Sex
A drink
A speeding ticket
All of the above.
35. I cheated on
My boyfriend
My girlfriend
A test
Never cheated
36. I love long quiz's
they make me think
ZZZZZZzzzzzzzzz
Keeps from thinking about thingd
they are fun!!!
37. The last time I said good morning to a stranger they...
said it back
called 911
sprayed me with mace
gave me a strange look
38. This is an ESP question. Sending it now............ Did you get it? Anser below.
A
B
C
All of the above.
39. Yes, I bet you can see the King's new clothes too. What kind od wine do yuo drink?
Red
White
Thunderbird
Cheap
40. Who is more honest?
A lawyer
A car saleman
A polictican
A pawn shop broker
41. I've lied on myspace to others about...
My age
Marital status
nothing
Who I am
42. Final question. Do you feel better after taking this quiz than before?
No
Yes
Maybe, but I'm not sure
Not really, I want my money back!

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