Are You A Lush?

What are you? Some kind of Drunk??? How many times have we heard this in our lives? Take this quiz to find out if you are a Drunk, Alcoholic or Teetotaller.

Time to take the quiz and see what kind of drinker yur really are. Since your friends arent watching, you can be honest! Did you wake up next to someone you wish you hadnt? What does that mean? Take this quiz and find out!

1. What is your age?
Under 18 Years Old
18 to 24 Years Old
25 to 30 Years Old
31 to 40 Years Old
41 to 50 Years Old
51 to 60 Years Old
Over 60 Years Old
2. What is your gender?
Male
Female
3. You are invited to a week night party that is BYOB, what do you bring?
3 Beers for yourself. Hey, you can have fun, but I gotta work tomorrow.
Kool Aid. I gotta drive home.
Enough for 6 drinks. I am sure someone can drive me home, or I can walk.
3 Bottles of cheap wine, you hope you can drink them all. You will crash at the party and call in sick the next day.
150 Proof Bottle of Alchohol, 1 Pint, you drink it all. You dont care how or when you get home.
You show up drunk and drink everyone elses beverages. You are asked to leave and pass out in the bushed down the street.
4. You are invited to a dry party, some of your best firends are going. You choose.
Have 3 Drinks before you go, ejoy the sucky party because there is no alcohol.
Dont go, stay home and drink for those at the party who choose not/cant drink.
Sneak a bottle of Everclear in and pour it in the punch.
Have 2 drinks before the party, 2 in the car on the way over and drink after the party.
Stay at home, drink till you are buzzing, look at some p---, masturbate and fall asleep.
You werent aware the was a party cuz there is always a party in your head.
5. There is a Keg at a party, do you...
Drink a few, there are others there who want the free beer.
Drink one drink, you hate kegs.
Drink all you want, your red cup is never empty, you emplore keg stands.
Have a beer or two, but mostly milk the jack and cokes you brought.
Walk into the party and pour beer directly into your mouth.
Avoid the party, all those drunks bother you.
6. Your choice over 6 hours would be:
12 beers.
6 Beers
12 Mixed Drinks
6 mixed Drinks
1 Bottle of Wine
Sprite, no Caffiene please.
7. Last time you blacked out was:
I know I wont remeber this quiz.
Last Night
A week Ago
A month ago
Somewhere between last month and last year.
Never
8. When you drink too much you have.
Homosexual Feelings.
Lesbian Feelings.
Heightened Hetro Sexual Feelings.
Bisexual Feelings.
Hand Solo Feelings (yourself or Harrison Ford)
I dont drink.
9. How many times have you exposed your No-NO places to random people?
So many times I cant count.
10-20 Times
5-10 times.
5 Times or Less.
Only Once, and I regreat it.
Never.
10. I have been in conversation and spontaneously thrown up.
Yes.
No.
11. After a fun night you have awakend here:
Next to a smelly guy in a cardboard box under a bridge downtown.
In the bushes.
In a strangers bush.
Next to the ugliest person you have ever seen in your life.
next to a Sumo wrestler, male or female.
In your own warm bed, with sun shine in the windows and bird chirming outside.
12. Have you ever fallen asleep in a random place due to alcohol consumption?
Yes.
No.
Define sleep, cuz I dont recall.
Once, but I fell off what I was sitting on and that woke me up.
Yes, may pants were off and dogs were licking my genitals and face.
Yes, when I woke and looked in the mirror, had had magic marker all over me and my head was shaved.

1. What is your age?

Under 18 Years Old

18 to 24 Years Old

25 to 30 Years Old

31 to 40 Years Old

41 to 50 Years Old

51 to 60 Years Old

Over 60 Years Old

2. What is your gender?

Male

Female

3. You are invited to a week night party that is BYOB, what do you bring?

3 Beers for yourself. Hey, you can have fun, but I gotta work tomorrow.

Kool Aid. I gotta drive home.

Enough for 6 drinks. I am sure someone can drive me home, or I can walk.

3 Bottles of cheap wine, you hope you can drink them all. You will crash at the party and call in sick the next day.

150 Proof Bottle of Alchohol, 1 Pint, you drink it all. You dont care how or when you get home.

You show up drunk and drink everyone elses beverages. You are asked to leave and pass out in the bushed down the street.

4. You are invited to a dry party, some of your best firends are going. You choose.

Have 3 Drinks before you go, ejoy the sucky party because there is no alcohol.

Dont go, stay home and drink for those at the party who choose not/cant drink.

Sneak a bottle of Everclear in and pour it in the punch.

Have 2 drinks before the party, 2 in the car on the way over and drink after the party.

Stay at home, drink till you are buzzing, look at some p---, masturbate and fall asleep.

You werent aware the was a party cuz there is always a party in your head.

5. There is a Keg at a party, do you...

Drink a few, there are others there who want the free beer.

Drink one drink, you hate kegs.

Drink all you want, your red cup is never empty, you emplore keg stands.

Have a beer or two, but mostly milk the jack and cokes you brought.

Walk into the party and pour beer directly into your mouth.

Avoid the party, all those drunks bother you.

6. Your choice over 6 hours would be:

12 beers.

6 Beers

12 Mixed Drinks

6 mixed Drinks

1 Bottle of Wine

Sprite, no Caffiene please.

7. Last time you blacked out was:

I know I wont remeber this quiz.

Last Night

A week Ago

A month ago

Somewhere between last month and last year.

Never

8. When you drink too much you have.

Homosexual Feelings.

Lesbian Feelings.

Heightened Hetro Sexual Feelings.

Bisexual Feelings.

Hand Solo Feelings (yourself or Harrison Ford)

I dont drink.

9. How many times have you exposed your No-NO places to random people?

So many times I cant count.

10-20 Times

5-10 times.

5 Times or Less.

Only Once, and I regreat it.

Never.

10. I have been in conversation and spontaneously thrown up.

Yes.

No.

11. After a fun night you have awakend here:

Next to a smelly guy in a cardboard box under a bridge downtown.

In the bushes.

In a strangers bush.

Next to the ugliest person you have ever seen in your life.

next to a Sumo wrestler, male or female.

In your own warm bed, with sun shine in the windows and bird chirming outside.

12. Have you ever fallen asleep in a random place due to alcohol consumption?

Yes.

No.

Define sleep, cuz I dont recall.

Once, but I fell off what I was sitting on and that woke me up.

Yes, may pants were off and dogs were licking my genitals and face.

Yes, when I woke and looked in the mirror, had had magic marker all over me and my head was shaved.

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