Are You A Human Fly-Swatter?

Since the beginning, man has been asking one question that has never yet been answer: am I a human fly-swatter? This question has haunted him, consumed him and devoured him time and time again. Now, after years of scientific research, a quiz has been developed to answer this question.

Since the beginning, man has been asking one question that has never yet been answer: am I a human fly-swatter? This question has haunted him, consumed him and devoured him time and time again. Now, after years of scientific research, a quiz has been developed to answer this question.

1. What is your age?
Under 18 Years Old
18 to 24 Years Old
25 to 30 Years Old
31 to 40 Years Old
41 to 50 Years Old
51 to 60 Years Old
Over 60 Years Old
2. What is your gender?
Male
Female
3. How many tissues do you use daily?
None
1-5
5+
Too many to count
In the winter or summer?
4. Do you still play with crayons?
Yes
No
If by "play" you mean "eat," then yes I do "play with crayons.
5. If you were a rhinoceros, who would you ram first?
My mom
Your mom
Whoever I have the hots for
I would ram no one; I would be a peace loving rhinoceros
Whoever made this stupid quiz
6. Do you touch yourself at night?
Yes
Yes, all the time
Yes, espicially when I think about the person who made this quiz
7. What color are the eyes of your best friend's cousin's mother's daughter's cousin's best friend?
Blue
Green
Hazel
Brown
Red
I don't have any eyes
8. If you were a museum, what city would you be in?
New York
Paris
Tehran
Beijing
The moon
Indianola
9. What type of chicken are you?
Krispy chicken
Chicken strips
The type of chicken who runs and hides when the aliens invade
I might taste like chicken but I am certainly not chicken
I would be the soggy chicken at the bottom of the KFC family bucket that no one wants to eat but your mom makes you eat anyways because otherwise it would be wasting food
10. How many fingers do you have?
*counts*
17
3
Chose a number between 9 and 11
11. What is your opinion of George Bush?
OMG HE THE DEVIL GRR GRR GRR I"M RETARDED DER DER DER
I disagree with his policies
Who dat be?
I agree with his policies
He looks like a monkey and lives in a ... big white house
12. What is your favorite color?
12
A
13. If you were a sticky note, what would be written on you?
I love you
Milk, eggs, corn, bread
Note to self: don't take anymore quizes made by losers
I wish I was a real man
Don't forget to renew 50 library books
Say happy birthday to grandma
14. What is your animal mating call?
ROARRRRRR
Moooooooooo
Blog blog blog I'm a fish
Buzz buzz buzz I'm a fly
"Hey there sweet thang..."
BOOOOOOOOM
15. How amazing is Taylor Swift?
She pwns my heart <3
She is about 10 times as amazing as me
On the amazingOmeter, she scores a 134823974329
16. What flavor of orange juice are you?
... The orange kind?
There are flavors of orange juice?
Grape
17. What is the meaning of life?
To get to level 7 on my video game
To get a girlfriend
Ah, that is a good question my young grasshopper. First, we should evaluate what we mean when we use the term "life." For remember, words are just ideas expressed verbally, and we need to know the true idea behind the verbal expression. Life today is used
Like omg omg omg omg to talk to Brad Pitt he is so dreamy omg omg omg omg!!!llllllll1111111!!!11ll1IIII11!!!

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