Are You A Human Fly Swatter?

This quiz is to determine whether or not you are one of the few and great human fly swatters that grace the face of this planet. The questions will cover every aspect of your life and personality to best discover if you are one of the blessed.

Since the stone age, there has been one question that haunts mankind that has never been answered: am I a human fly swatter? Now, thanks to years of research, we have a way of finding out with this quiz.

1. What is your age?
Under 18 Years Old
18 to 24 Years Old
25 to 30 Years Old
31 to 40 Years Old
41 to 50 Years Old
51 to 60 Years Old
Over 60 Years Old
2. What is your gender?
Male
Female
3. How many tissues do you use daily?
1
2
3
4
Too many to count
4. Do you still play with crayons?
Yes
No
If by "play" you mean "eat," then yes I do.
5. If you were a rhinoceros, who would you ram first?
My mom
Your mom
Whoever I have the hots for
No one; I would be a peaceloving (aka hippy) rhino
Whoever made this stupid quiz
6. Do you touch yourself at night?
Yes
Yes, all the time
Yes, whenever I think of the person who made this quiz
7. What color are the eyes of your best friend's cousin's mother's daughter's cousin's best friend?
Blue
Green
Brown
Hazel
Red
I don't have eyes.
8. If you were a museum, what city would you be in?
New York
Paris
Tehran
Beijing
The Moon
Indianola
9. What type of chicken are you?
Krispy chicken
Just average chicken
A scardey-cat type of chicken
I might taste like chicken but I certainly am not chicken
I would be the soggy chicken at the bottom of the KFC family bucket that no one wants to eat but your mom makes you eat anyways because otherwise it would be wasting food
10. How many fingers do you have?
*counts*
17
3
Chose a number between 9 and 11
11. What is your opinion of George Bush?
HE THE DEVIL GRR GRR GRR I"M RETRARDED DER DER DER
I don't like him
Who dat be?
I like him
12. What is your favorite color?
12
A
13. If you were a sticky note, what would it say on you?
I love you
Eggs, milk, corn, bread
Note to self: don't take any more stupid quizes made by losers
I wish I was a real man
Don't forget to renew 50 library books
Say happy birthday to grandma
14. What would be your animal mating call?
ROARRRRRRRR
Mooooo
Blog blog blog I'm a fish
Buzz buzz buzz I'm a fly
"Hey there sweetie..."
BOOOOOM
15. How amazing is Taylor Swift?
She pwns my heart <3
About 10 times as amazing as I am
Her score on the amazingmeter is about 12,783
16. What flavor of orange juice are you?
... The orange kind?
There are flavors of orange juice?
Grape
17. Is your ring finger longer than your index finger?
They are the same length
Yes
No
What a stupid question
Testosterone makes your ring finger grow faster than your index finger

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