The Voight-Kampff Scale Test

So you're flesh and blood, but what about your mind? Are you human, machine, more human than human? Take this test to find out, but beware of potentially incriminating results.

Feel free to smoke, it won't affect the test. Just please try not to move around too much. Reaction time is a factor in this, so please pay attention. Answer as quickly as you can.

Created by: Angelina
1. What is your age?
Under 18 Years Old
18 to 24 Years Old
25 to 30 Years Old
31 to 40 Years Old
41 to 50 Years Old
51 to 60 Years Old
Over 60 Years Old
2. What is your gender?
Male
Female
3. You're in the desert, walking along in the sand when all of the sudden you look down and you see a tortoise. It's crawling toward you. You reach down and flip the tortoise on it's back. The tortoise lays there on it's back, its belly baking in the hot sun, beating its legs trying to turn itself over but it can't. Not without your help -- but you're not helping. Why is that?
I've never seen a turtle before, but I understand what you mean.
What do you mean I'm not helping?
The tortoise must be artificial.
I just don't really care for animals.
I guess I must be messing around. I'm sure I'll eventually save him.
I wouldn't do this.
4. Describe in single words only the good things that come into your mind about your mother.
*pull out a gun and shoot at the man running the test*
She's kind, pretty, nurturing...
There's nothing good about my mother.
My mother died when I was 4 years old.
5. It's your birthday, someone gives you a calfskin wallet. How would you respond?
I wouldn't accept it. Also I'd report the person who gave it to me to the police.
I would thank them and accept the gift.
I'd re-gift it.
I would keep it, but feel really guilty about it.
Who gave it to me? Where did he get it?
6. You've got a little boy. He shows you his butterfly collection, plus the killing jar. What do you do?
I would sit him down and talk to him about death, and how it is wrong to hurt others.
I would be grossed out, but would assume he'd grow out of it.
I would take him to the doctor.
I would spank the s--- out of that kid!
I would chuckle, and leave him to his hobby.
How old is he? What's his name? Where did he get the butterflies?
7. You're watching television. Suddenly you realize there is a wasp crawling up your arm. What would you do?
EEEK! A wasp! It'll sting me!! *panic*
I'd kill it.
I'd try to capture it in a glass, and set it free outside.
What's a wasp?
8. You're reading a magazine. You come across a full page nude photo of a girl. You show it to your husband. He likes it so much he hangs it on your bedroom wall. What would you do?
Are you testing whether I'm a replicant, or a lesbian?
I'd jump his bones then & there. Or maybe suggest a threesome.
I'd pretend it was all cool, but I'd be secretly offended.
I wouldn't let him. I should be enough for him.
Wait - I'm a guy! What magazine was it? Do I like the picture?
9. You see a spider in a bush outside your window. It has an orange body, green legs. You watch her build a web all summer, then one day there is a big egg in the web. The egg hatches. What happens next?
Aw, crap. Bugs are eating my shrubbery again?
I guess some baby spiders are born?
What's an egg? What is birth?
I'd burn the bush. No more bugs!
A hundred baby spiders come out, and they eat the mother.
10. You become pregnant by a man who runs off with your best friend. You decide to have an abortion. How do you feel?
Oh, no biggie. I've had abotions before. Three I think? *shrugs*
This would ruin my life. I'd feel guilty forever.
I would never get an abortion. Life is precious.
I made the right decision. I would feel good about that.
But I'm a man!
11. You're watching an old movie. A banquet is in progress. The guests are enjoying an appetizer of raw oysters. The entree consists of boiled dog stuffed with rice. Why is it that the raw oysters are less acceptable to you than the dish of boiled dog?
At least the dog is cooked!
I eat dog all the time! No big deal.
Seafood is pretty much the grossest thing I could imagine eating.
I had a bad experience with an oyster once.
No! I love dogs! I would definitely think that was worse!
I would think both are wrong. People shouldn't eat animals.
12. Do you smoke?
Yes.
I smoke A LOT.
Yes, but only socially.
No. I want to stay as healthy as possible. Have a long life, y'know?
What's the point?
No.
13. You are six years old. You and your brother sneak into an empty building through a basement window. You were gonna play doctor. He shows you his, then it's your turn. What happens?
I show him mine, I guess.
I chicken out and run away.
I make fun of his, and laugh hysterically as I run away.
Where is this building? How old is my brother?
I don't have a brother.

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