Are you a f---ing hipster?

Hipsters are like p0rnography. I can't clearly define them, but I know them when I see them. And when I see them, I usually want to vomit. You know the type: one of those punks who looks angry on purpose, wants to be part of a "scene," and can't stop talking about his new jacket.

Take this quiz and find out if you should burn in hipster hell (oh my gosh! everyone's wearing the same thing!) or if you'll enjoy eternal bliss in unhip heaven (cookies AND milk). I left our references to ipods, macs, parliaments, and the 80s -- that would make it way too easy.

1. What is your age?
Under 18 Years Old
18 to 24 Years Old
25 to 30 Years Old
31 to 40 Years Old
41 to 50 Years Old
51 to 60 Years Old
Over 60 Years Old
2. What is your gender?
Male
Female
3. What are you wearing right now?
Nothing!
Pants and a shirt.
Jeans, a polka-dotted shirt, and Ugg boots.
Diesel jeans, this bad-ass shirt from Goodwill, and Pumas.
4. What's your favorite band?
Rilo Kiley.
Snow Patrol.
Pink Floyd.
Whatever's playing in the bar district.
I listen to everything because it's good to listen to different kinds of music.
There's no good answer to this question.
5. What do you want for lunch?
I'm not really hungry, I'll just have a latte.
Bacon cheeseburger, thanks.
Crepes from some Eastern European country I can't pronounce.
I'm a level-5 vegan. I don't eat anything that casts a shadow.
6. What's your favorite sport?
Football!
Rollerskating is where it's AT.
Poker. If it's on ESPN, it's a sport, right?
Our reward system for often violent competitive activites only contributes to the destruction of society and mankind as a whole.
7. Nice hair.
Thanks, they say the auburn brings out my eyes.
Really? Do you really think so?
Yeah... *flip*
Thanks. Tard.
8. What kind of movies do you like?
The types of films I enjoy are rather obscure. You probably haven't heard of them.
Horror movies with good shower scenes.
Romantic comedies.
Anything on Sundance.
9. What's your drug of choice?
Pot.
PBR.
Coke.
Whiskey.
Heroin.
All of the above.
10. What kind of car do you drive?
The most expensive one I can afford.
4-door mid-sized sedan.
Pick-up truck! Yee-haw!
I don't drive a car because I'm better than you.
11. Describe your body type.
Smokin' hot.
Thin and lanky.
Short and round.
Sedentary.
12. Are you a f---ing hipster?
Yes.
No.
Hell no.
I don't know.
Brian Boitano.

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