Are you a big guido???

A guido is a special person, usually from NJ or NY...kinda crazy, they have a unique style, and they make a scene wherever they go...I'm one and I want to know if you're one too

So, Lets Find Out...Are you a big guido, little guido, or not one at all...This test is completely scientific in its assesment and all results are certified accurate...LOL

1. What is your age?
Under 18 Years Old
18 to 24 Years Old
25 to 30 Years Old
31 to 40 Years Old
41 to 50 Years Old
51 to 60 Years Old
Over 60 Years Old
2. What is your gender?
Male
Female
3. Honestly, How much gel you got in your hair right now???
How much?...I use a tube a day...My hair is like a sculpture
I got a little bit, you know, I like to be in style
I wake up and that is how my hair stays...dude
what's gel?
4. If you could buy a car tommorrow, what would it be?
Cadillac CTS w/ rims
Something Japanese w/ rims
A green Jeep Wrangler with beige interior
A really large pick-up truck and a hay trailer
5. Alright...someone just said, put in a CD, what one do u grab?
I <3 House Music...or something like that
Hip-Hop
You know, some stuff on the radio
Country
6. How close are you to NJ or NY?
I'm sitting in it...dummy
I could drive to them
I can see it on a map
7. If someone says, Yea Bro, Im on cycle...what does that mean?
They are riding a bike
They are participating in some sort of scientific study
They are getting huge in preparation for MDW
8. In the previous question, what is MDW?
a concert where people have a really good time
a festival of the arts
a parade
Memorial DAY WEEKEND baby...the official kickoff of Guido Summer
9. Alright, the club just let out...where we goin?
Diner
Home
Cow Tippin
10. Where do you stay down the shore?
Seaside
LBI or Wildwood
Never been down the shore
Hey dude the closest ocean is 2000 miles from my house
11. Alright you can only work out one muscle group for the rest of your life...what is it?
Biceps
Traps
Legs
I dont go to the gym
12. Alright real quick, which gym do you go to...
Golds...probably in Belleville
Somewhere else...
Already told you...I dont lift
13. Do you get your eyebrows waxed?
Yes
No
14. Quick, you just saw someone you know, across the street...how do you get their attention?
You scream...O Vinny...over 'ere...come get a nice sangwheech
Hey vinny...were over here
You actually go out of your way to not make a scene and personally go get Vinny
15. You grab your balls?
Every sentence
Once or Twice per day
When your checkin for cancer
16. What nationality are you?
Italian
Hispanic or Half Italian/Half Something Else
One of those other countries
17. Last question, its Sunday, not goin out, hangin with the family...whats in the kitchen and whats on TV
Gravy and the Giants
Something and the Jets
Possum and the lumberjack tournament on ESPN 4

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