Am I Stalking This Blog

In the past few weeks, debates have been raging in blogland about the various definitions of stalking. (O.E.D. vs. California penal: pursuit of game by the method of stealthy approach; or "knowing and willful course of conduct directed at a specific person that seriously alarms, annoys, torments, or terrorizes."

JD was particularly bothered by some of the personal attacks that have been prompted by the 2 year old (long forgotten) dispute. You should ask yourself how you would feel if people were saying these things about you and your family, she said. If you are a stalker and you haven't gotten the message, do know we have already handed off your many frightening messages.

Created by: Jane Doe of I SAW YOUR NANNY
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  1. What is your age?
  2. What is your gender?
  1. How often do you visit this blog?
  2. Do you think of yourself as "more" than just one person, perhaps representative of an entire "community", "state" or political party?
  3. Do you have a secret email relationship with a woman you feel very protective of; and if so do you feel that behind your back she mocks you?
  4. Are you a fan of the West Wing?
  5. Do you see yourself as a superhero, wearing a red cape and answering to "Captain Truth"?
  6. Do you pride yourself on your ability to create reflective and meaningful prose?
  7. How much time do you spend combing the Internet for information about other people, using such tools as google cache, Switchoard, Anywho, etc.
  8. How many blogs have you started with the sole intention of maligning or slandering someone from your past?
  9. Do you surf the Internet after midnight and scream insults at the computer screen, slamming your hands on the keyboard and typing maniacal and meaningless rants?
  10. Have you ever been dumped by someone, and if so, does the very use of the word Dumped ENRAGE you?
  11. Have you ever made up a false story about a certain individual sending you mean emails and did you tell at least one person that your "IP' guy traced the emails to a certain individual?
  12. Don't you think it is possible that you were completely manipulated so that the wrath you had for the one who wronged you was split and focused on the person your email buddy had so much wrath for?
  13. Are you doing bidding for someone who won't even have you as a guest in her home? Someone who has access to a bevy of single men and never thinks of you when it comes time to set them up?
  14. You do realize that certain people had the foresight to save every email you ever wrote her?
  15. If a rockstar were to announce before the start of his show on stage, "Remember to have your animals spayed and neutered". Would you....

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