thegreatalmightyworm

people try to be hot, but often through to inbreeding, poor skills and lack of style they fail. few people really get the status of hot unless they have been pampered by proffessionals for hours, which is why you must find out how hot you really are.

as the most beautiful person i know, i am fully qualified to design this quiz to see how hot you are. so if you want to find out how hot you are, read on.

What is your age?
Under 18 Years Old
18 to 24 Years Old
25 to 30 Years Old
31 to 40 Years Old
41 to 50 Years Old
51 to 60 Years Old
Over 60 Years Old
What is your gender?
Male
Female
how long does it take you to get ready in the morning?
i wake up and all the woodland creatures help me to get ready
two hours, must cover every angle that people see.
half hour, shower get dressed, done.
i sleep in my clothes dont bother to shower.
do you care what people think of you?
of course not i am a god/goddess sent from heaven
sometimes, depends if i forgot to do my hair
everyone does
no why should i?
what is your pupose on this planet?
to take over by using my dazzling looks alone
to take over then get plastic surgery
eat, sleep, among other things
to get paid to leave people alone
do people often compliment you?
i did not realise that those not as attractive as me could talk
sometimes, but only when its taken me five hours to get ready
only when i pay them
what does compliment mean?
what is the most attractive part of your body?
the whole package
my ass
my brain
the hair growing out of the mole on my nose
when are you most comfortable?
naked, all my glory is right there
in my sexy clothes
in my pants drinking beer
naked, its when people pay me the most to leave them alone
how do you define beauty?
me, are you stupid?
hours of hard work
in art that has been created by skilled hands to make a person weep
battered mars bar
do you think you are hot?
yes you moron
only when i have perfected my look
i am average i have other things besides my looks
when covered in chilli powder
does it cost you much to look this good?
no, what i have is natural
more that you could ever know
i do not care what people think of my looks so i only spend a little on me
every thing is made from natural products, dirt and sweat
what would you like your epitaph to be?
i am going to be cryogenically frozen to inspire others
the best looking corpse around
why should i care, i will be dead
i look dead already, so have already got loads written by other people

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