Are you a Midget

There are many small people but there are only a few true Midget's, in the biblical sense. Fill out the following test to see just how midget you really are. Perhaps you are just a dwarf, maybe an Oompa Lumpa, or maybe just had your legs chopped off beneath the knee....there's only one way to find out...!!

take this test to find out the truth......it takes a moment for the satisfaction or confirmation, but at least you'll know and be able to sleep better at night...

What is your age?
Under 18 Years Old
18 to 24 Years Old
25 to 30 Years Old
31 to 40 Years Old
41 to 50 Years Old
51 to 60 Years Old
Over 60 Years Old
What is your gender?
Male
Female
Are you less than 6ft Tall..?
yes
No
only when I'm not wearing stilts
Do you have a silly haircut
yes
No
Do you own a Vauxhall Corsa...?
yes
no
well it's my mums
Have you ever tried to kiss a girl, only to find out your looking at the wrong lips...?
yes
no
Do you think all the women love you...?
yes
no
just take a ticket and move on....
Do you buy clothes from Benny Hamish, Baby Gap or Mothercare...also applies to all outlets with a kids section..?
yes
no
sometimes but it's only cos it's cheaper
Do you find it hard to keep calm when people wind you up about being small or having a big head...?
shut it am no playing anymore
yes
no
Answer the following question.... Being placed in a wheelie bin is like.....
entering a black hole never to re-surface
never gonie happen, just cos I'm small doesn;t mean you can put me in a bin
not much fun as I don't fit properly
Do you still sleep in a bunk bed, cradle or cot...??
yes
no
only when I'm not allowed to sleep in with my mum
Is the remainder of your family less than 6ft tall, and standing on each others shoulders no more than 7ft tall
yes
no
I've told you about slagging me about my height
Do you feel uncomfortable standing next to gnome's and small dogs like jack russels or terriers
yes
no
shut it or I'll get my mate Gnomey to sort you out...!

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