Zombie Survivor Role Quiz

Are you prepared for the zombie apocalypse? I almost am. I just have to get an alternator for my car and figure out which members of my anti-zombie militia will be doing what first. Even if you're not signed up for the militia, take the quiz anyway: you might get some ideas for your own!

Are YOU a ghoul? Do you have the undeadness to qualify for that unimpressive title? If so, you probably cannot read this very well. Doodily doo, ding dong doodily doodily doo!

Created by: E Lunatic
1. What is your age?
Under 18 Years Old
18 to 24 Years Old
25 to 30 Years Old
31 to 40 Years Old
41 to 50 Years Old
51 to 60 Years Old
Over 60 Years Old
2. What is your gender?
Male
Female
3. Would you give your life to save your buddies?
Yes
No, but I'd risk it, because at least then I have a fighting chance
No
4. Do you have any experience providing medical care?
Yes
No
Just first-aid
I be a doctor
I'm an amateur gynecologist
5. Are you Autumn Mongeon?
Yes
No
I don't know any Autumn Mongeon
I don't know
6. Are you often awake at night?
Yes
No
No, but I can adjust
7. Do you see well in the dark?
Yes
Yes, but only because I eat plenty of carrots
No
8. Do you think two people of your strength could push an average-size American car on a flat road for a mile in a relatively timely manner?
Yes
No, we'd struggle
No, we wouldn't make it whatsoever
9. Are you a good sprinter?
Yes
Not particularly
I'm a great sprinter
I suck at sprinting
10. Are you a good endurance runner?
Yes
Not particularly
I'm a great endurance runner
I suck at endurance running
11. Do you have knowledge regarding basic survival skillz?
Yes, I have boy-scout type knowledge
Yes, I have BETTER than boy-scout type knowledge
I have Rambo-type knowledge
No
12. How fat are you?
Not fat
Pudgy
Fat
Rotund
So fat that if I were to fall over, I would either bounce right back up or start rolling like a ball
So that that I could not fall over because my torso is already touching the ground
13. Have you paid the Pied Piper?
Yes
No
14. Are you any good with a bow and arrow?
Yes
No
I don't know
I be a sniper.
15. Do you have any experience running people over?
Yes
No
No, but I think I'd be good at it
16. Are you a moron?
Yes
No
17. Do you usually produce quality work when doing manual labor?
Yes, usually
Yes, I'm dedicated to quality work
No, what's the point?
No, I just plain suck
18. Do you have useful talents of any sort whatsoever?
Of course
I AM THE BEST AT EVERYTHING
No, I have no skills at all
19. Do you have good balance?
Yes
Not particularly
No, I topple over all the Friggin' time
20. Do you have any mechanical skill?
Yes, I have some mechanical skill
Yes, I have worked as a mechanic or some sort of technician
Yes, I have worked as a GOOD mechanic or technician
No
21. Once more for good measure, are you Autumn Mongeon?
Yes
No
22. Do you have reservations about bashing a zombie's head open with a claw hammer and getting yourself covered in gore?
Yes, I have major reservations about that
Yes, a bit
Nope
Claw hammer? I'd find something bigger first!
23. You more resemble:
MacGyver
Rambo
Tallahassee from the movie Zombieland
Teong Lu Kim, the owner of the City Wok
Some sniper from some videogame
Autumn Mongeon
24. Which are more muscular?
My triceps
My biceps
My cat
25. Do you have more:
Bravado
Determination
Patience
Moronicness
Grandfatherly anecdotes about walking uphill 50 miles in the snow both ways to buy some whichamacallit for a nickel, and they came with hamburgers, gin, two malteds, and whoopins
26. Are you:
Shorter than 5 feet
Taller than 6 feet
Between 5 - 6 feet in height
27. Are you delicious?
Yes
No

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