Will You Survive The Pie Maker?

There are over 6 billion people on the Earth, and at least 200 million of these people are Pie Makers! How well would you do in a Pie Maker Confrontation? and do you have what it takes to become a Pie Maker Hunter!?

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What is your age?
Under 18 Years Old
18 to 24 Years Old
25 to 30 Years Old
31 to 40 Years Old
41 to 50 Years Old
51 to 60 Years Old
Over 60 Years Old
What is your gender?
Male
Female
1. You're confronted by the pie maker and he is eager to make a pie out of your innocent behind, what do you do?
Bend over immediatly
Try to run away
Get his phone number
Eat cheese
Shout out "Hey LOOK! an innocent 5 year old is behind you!"
2. What is the most effective weapon against a pie maker?
Ham
A large buttplug
Sheppards Pie
Humour
Young Children
Rice bubbles
3. Once again, you're confronted by the Pie Maker. But this time he can't be fooled easily, what do you do?
Bend over immediatly
Tempt him with young children
pretend to be a pot plant
Eat Lemons
Run away
pretend to be dead.
4. What area should you try and avoid when dealing with a Pie Maker?
Deserted woods
Populated city streets
Childrens school yard
A microwave
Outback
5. The Pie Maker is weak, what do you do?
Help him gain strength!
Rape that bad ass!
Shoot him with a gun
Feed him Children
6. You start to turn into a Pie Maker, What should you do?
Turn yourself into the police
Commit Suicide
Let the tainted energy fill your dirty vains.
Eat ham
Play with dolls
7. How do you know if someone is a Pie Maker?
The smile
The stare
The humour
The gender
If they try and touch your privates
8. You're confronted by a close friend, who explains that he is a Pie Maker, what do you do?
Join him/her
Bend over immediatly
Try to run away
Accept him/her for who they're
9. You catch a Pie Maker making a pie out of someones innocent behind! What do you do?
Just pretend it never happened
Try and help
Distract the pie maker
Throw young children at the pie maker
Bend over immediatly
10. You finally realize that your whole family are pie makers, what do you do!?
Kill them.. Kill them all!
Run away and go into hiding!
Join them >:)
Assume the bent over position
Explain to them that you're a peice of cheese

What is your age?

Under 18 Years Old

18 to 24 Years Old

25 to 30 Years Old

31 to 40 Years Old

41 to 50 Years Old

51 to 60 Years Old

Over 60 Years Old

What is your gender?

Male

Female

1. You're confronted by the pie maker and he is eager to make a pie out of your innocent behind, what do you do?

Bend over immediatly

Try to run away

Get his phone number

Eat cheese

Shout out "Hey LOOK! an innocent 5 year old is behind you!"

2. What is the most effective weapon against a pie maker?

Ham

A large buttplug

Sheppards Pie

Humour

Young Children

Rice bubbles

3. Once again, you're confronted by the Pie Maker. But this time he can't be fooled easily, what do you do?

Bend over immediatly

Tempt him with young children

pretend to be a pot plant

Eat Lemons

Run away

pretend to be dead.

4. What area should you try and avoid when dealing with a Pie Maker?

Deserted woods

Populated city streets

Childrens school yard

A microwave

Outback

5. The Pie Maker is weak, what do you do?

Help him gain strength!

Rape that bad ass!

Shoot him with a gun

Feed him Children

6. You start to turn into a Pie Maker, What should you do?

Turn yourself into the police

Commit Suicide

Let the tainted energy fill your dirty vains.

Eat ham

Play with dolls

7. How do you know if someone is a Pie Maker?

The smile

The stare

The humour

The gender

If they try and touch your privates

8. You're confronted by a close friend, who explains that he is a Pie Maker, what do you do?

Join him/her

Bend over immediatly

Try to run away

Accept him/her for who they're

9. You catch a Pie Maker making a pie out of someones innocent behind! What do you do?

Just pretend it never happened

Try and help

Distract the pie maker

Throw young children at the pie maker

Bend over immediatly

10. You finally realize that your whole family are pie makers, what do you do!?

Kill them.. Kill them all!

Run away and go into hiding!

Join them >:)

Assume the bent over position

Explain to them that you're a peice of cheese

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