1. What is your age? Under 18 Years Old 18 to 24 Years Old 25 to 30 Years Old 31 to 40 Years Old 41 to 50 Years Old 51 to 60 Years Old Over 60 Years Old2. What is your gender? Male Female3. If one of your ten things is travel, does it include one of the following? You want to climb Mount Everest and swim to New Zealand after backpacking through Antartica. You want to ride the Tour de France or sail solo around the world. And you always wanted to have a debate over atheism with the Dalai Lama. You plan on going to Europe or the U.S.A. for work and then travelling through as many countries as your visa allows. You just want to go camping with your friends/family over christmas, preferably at the beach. You would like to see your grandparents, even if they only live around the corner. You would like to go to the shops.4. If money is a goal, which of the following lifestyles do you aspire to? Bill Gates/ Princess Mary Nicole Kidman/ Jack Nicholsen Nice car, nice house, nice little mortgage Be able to pay the rent and still go out for a fancy dinner. Got fuel in the car and money in my pocket The Castle5. If you could meet the person of your dreams, would you... ...want plastic surgery beforehand? ...hire a professional team of actors to pretend they are your friends and family? ...want them to meet your real friends and family? ...hope they like you as much as you like them? .. hope you like them in person as much as you think you already do? ...roll over in bed and give them a kiss and a cuddle?6. If you had been born with a super athletic ability would you want it because... ...you want to park your porsche on the footpath outside the trendiest nightclub in town? ..you want to fight crime and wear your undies on the outside? ...you wish you played in your favourite sports team? ..you want the opposite sex to be even more attracted to you? ...you want to run across the whole country for charity? ...you don't want your kids to go blind if they catch you going to the fridge in your undies?7. What would you like your kids to grow up to be? The next black president of the United States. Just like yourself in every way, including the way you slurp your soup. Successful in their careers, even if they want to be punk rockers or rainbow warriors. Not living in a world of AIDS, nuclear weapons and unaffordable private healthcare. independent by the age of six so you can go back to partying and sleeping with strangers. Happy and not too far away.8. If you could choose a better job, which of the following would it be for? More money. More time outdoors. More excitement. More time to spend on the internet. More opportunites to wage war against oil rich countries. More opportunity to help people escape from poverty.9. Your ideal partner would have which of the following attributes? Money, prestige, sex appeal, more money. Mute with the body of a god/goddess and an insatiable appetite for sex. Beautiful eyes and a smile that can brighten any situation. Gymnastic ability to pleasure you six ways at once in bed. Able to make your dinner just the way your mum does. Knows when you are feeling down and need a hug.10. If you could go back in time, would you... ...kick your exboyfriend/girlfriend in the head? ...plead with your exboyfriend/girlfriend not to leave you? Start again from the beginning and try not to make the same mistakes? Come back as somebody rich and famous? Spend more time with somebody you don't see anymore? Start from the beginning just because you want to do everything over again?11. How would you rate your life as satifactory so far? A bit lacking. I'm sad and lonely. There are too many stupid people stopping me from getting what I want. I want to become a policeman so I can shoot the people that piss me off. I'm not having a good day but tomorrow will be better. Life is getting better all the time. Life is peachy.12. What would your dying wish be? To say goodbye. To outlive everybody else. To be remembered forever for as the greatest that ever lived. To leave the world a better place than you found it, cleaner, greener, happier. To know your kids are happy. To get the last Timtam.13. If it turned out there was a god and you got to meet her, what would you say? Nice one shmuck! Where were you when I needed you? Hey, nice job on the earth! Can I go back again sometime? Why are you letting the earth be destroyed by stupid people? Can I see my old pet Fluffy now? You are not real, you are a figment of my imagination. I demand to be allowed to rot into the ground and be forgotten. So which one are you? Does this mean everything in the bible and the koran is true? Uh oh! I hope you weren't watching me too closely.