Who Said It: SpongeBob or Nietzsche?

SpongeBob Squarepants and Friedrich Nietzsche are known (to some degree at least) for their knack for aphorisms. On this quiz (not originally mine, unfortunately) we have 15 quotes.

Some of the quotes are by SpongeBob, and others are by Nietzsche. See if you can get a high score with your skills of discernment! Do your best. If you guess on a question, don't be discouraged, because you have a 50 percent chance of getting the right answer.

Created by: HLMencken
  1. "Well, it's no secret that the best thing about a secret is secretly telling someone your secret, thereby adding another secret to their secret collection of secrets, secretly."
  2. "I hope my horrible ugliness won't be a distraction to you."
  3. "I would only believe in a god who could dance."
  4. "Die at the right time!"
  5. "Panic is your enemy. You are strong. Through your strength, you shall overcome."
  6. "My ambition is to say in ten sentences what everyone else takes a whole book to say."
  7. "How can I compete with geniusness?"
  8. "Plato is boring."
  9. "Today, I start living!"
  10. "Can I be excused for the rest of my life?"
  11. "I am not a man, I am dynamite."
  12. "We've only got ourselves and what we can carry on our backs."
  13. "They call you heartless; but you have a heart and I love you for being ashamed to show it."
  14. "Dumpster writing! The voice of the people!"
  15. "I've said the word 'fancy' in conversation."

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