Which Top Gear presenter are you?

Are Jeremy, Richard or that other woman? Find out for the first time which Top Gear presenter you are in this funny but accurate quiz

PS. If it says your The Stig, you need to go to a doctor...

Created by: Mr May
1. What is your age?
Under 18 Years Old
18 to 24 Years Old
25 to 30 Years Old
31 to 40 Years Old
41 to 50 Years Old
51 to 60 Years Old
Over 60 Years Old
2. What is your gender?
Male
Female
3. Tell us a bit about you.
You have often been described as 'the most influential man in motoring journalism', mainly by yourself.
Someone once claimed that you were born to be on TV.
You are a man of many and varied talents.
You have a swivelling head.
4. Give us some statistics.
Estimates suggest that you are slightly over nine feet tall, own 14,000 pairs of jeans and have destroyed almost 4.2 million tyres in your lifetime.
After a rapid climb through hospital radio and cable TV you landed your big break on BBC Two for Top Gear.
You are the only person in the world who understands how 'torques' work, once invented a new kind of pie, and have single-handedly kept the tweed industry afloat for the last two decades.
When you blink, you can hear a noise like a camera shutter.
5. What are your common traits?
You are best known for possessing a right foot apparently consisting of some sort of lead-based substance, for creating some of the most tortured similes ever committed to television, and for leaving the world's longest pauses between two parts... of the same sentence.
The rest is history.
You also have sensitive hair, an array of brightly coloured jumpers, and a deep and unswayable mistrust of the French.
No one knows what the LEDs on your neck mean.
6. What are you most proud of?
You have never taken public transport.
At one point, it was possible to turn on your TV and see you on every channel at any time of day.
You like your cars in two flavours: giant luxury land yachts favoured by larger-than-life cabaret singers and dictators, and tiny cheap superminis.
Those aren't gloves; your hands really look like that.
7. What is something you're likely to say?
Phew.
You need to squirt this bit with WD40 every six months (or every 5,000 miles, whichever is sooner).
8. What is your primary belief?
Anyway, it's obvious women the world over adore you - something about your puppy dog eyes, and wanting to protect you from your nasty friend.
You can only meat. And rocks.
9. What is something that is undeniably true about you?
You have not had your teeth whitened.
Your buttocks are the same spec as the tiles on the bottom of the Space Shuttle.
10. What is something you don't like being?
Celebrity
Promised Land?
Out of Control
You have a group of freckles in the shape of Sir Jackie Stewart
11. What's something you hate?
Mopeds
Tooling around
No turning back
Both your hearts have variable value timing
12. What's something that needs to be fixed in today's society?
Finance
Dirty Pretty Thing
Rain of Terror
One of your knees seems to attract cats
13. How would you describe you life?
Living the Dream
Like your Czech mate
Like the Gallardo Spider
One of your legs is hydraulic
14. What's something that really annoys you?
The Future
Your new rinse
The Ferrari 612 Scaglietti
When you walk your feet make a sort of wah-wah guitar noise

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