Which nut(case) are you?

There are many types of people in the world, five of which I have selected to represent the populace at large. This may be the only quiz in which you will find oboes, softball bats, hair, fruitcakes, Mexicans and giant lemons in cahoots.

So, which of the five are you? Despite the fact that each type is represented by a person you more than likely don't KNOW, you may enjoy this quiz anyway.

1. What is your age?
Under 18 Years Old
18 to 24 Years Old
25 to 30 Years Old
31 to 40 Years Old
41 to 50 Years Old
51 to 60 Years Old
Over 60 Years Old
2. What is your gender?
Male
Female
3. Out of the options below, which is your favorite color?
Green
Orange
Purple
Lime green
4. Which of the following would be easiest for you?
Playing an oboe solo
Writing a book
Playing catcher in a game of softball
Directing a play
Writing a parody
5. What color is your hair?
Blonde
Brunette
Red
Brown (which isn't brunette)
6. Which tee shirt would you be most likely to purchase/do you alrealdy own?
A tee shirt with Greek letters spelling out the phrase "It's all Greek to me."
A "Come to the dark side - we have cookies!" tee shirt
A "White and Nerdy" tee shirt, a la Weird Al
An All American Rejects band tee
A "No smoking...there are cooler ways to die" shirt
7. Which group of dances is most appealing?
Salsa/Cha-cha/Bachata
Tango/Swing/Waltz
I don't dance. Seriously.
8. Why might people be intimidated by you?
Your enviable dance skills
Your intellectual intensity and focus
Your strong opinions, which you aren't afraid to voice
Your appearance (clothing, et cetera)
The fact that you carry a bat
9. Which elective class would you most like to take?
Computer programming
Government and Politics
Drama
Band
Psychology
10. Which RENT song would you be most likely to perform?
"Tango: Maureen," with the choreography.
"La Vie Boheme," with a large group and table-dancing.
"Will I?" There wouldn't be a dry eye in the place.
"Over the Moon," complete with sound effects.
"Without You," because it's gorgeous.
...what's RENT?
11. Who would you probably fall for?
A cute, nerdy guy
A guy who held an axe in his senior picture
A straight chick. Again.
One of your close friends.
A Mexican!!!
12. What are you most often wrongly accused of?
Being too shy.
Being too opinionated.
Being haughty and arrogant.
Being a fruitcake.
Being a jock.
13. Which physical idiosyncracy do you possess?
Red hair and freckles :-)
Piercings only on one side of your body.
A nose you think makes you look like a Jew.
Biceps!
Hair you can sit on. Unintentionally.
14. You encounter a giant lemon with a face. What is your first reaction?
"It's the creepy lemon!"
"Yellow! KRYPTONITE!!!"
*snatches softball bat*
"Back off, slave!"
"Hmm. I wonder if this is symbolic of something..."
15. If you failed out of college (assuming you got INTO one), what would you do?
Fail? Out of COLLEGE? Perish the thought!
Recite Beat poetry on street corners and help spread AIDS awareness.
Marry a rich Mexican.
Open a ballroom dance studio in an abandoned movie theatre.
Get a job as a fortune-teller at a carnival.

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