Which New York Liberty Player Are You?

This is the performance piece for the day from the Libertine. If you want to have some WNBA-related fun, check it out. If you think that women shouldn't be playing ball, then go to hell instead.

Which New York Liberty player are you? Erin Thorn? Cathrine Kraayeveld? Shameka Christon? Loree Moore? Janel McCarville? Take this quiz and find out, especially if you suffer from amnesia!

1. What is your age?
Under 18 Years Old
18 to 24 Years Old
25 to 30 Years Old
31 to 40 Years Old
41 to 50 Years Old
51 to 60 Years Old
Over 60 Years Old
2. What is your gender?
Male
Female
3. When relaxing, you enjoy...
...any song by Poison.
...Gouda cheese, and maybe a Heineken.
...going to a party, sitting down for a while, then showing up everybody by doing something awesome.
...mead. And smiting enemies.
Wait. Relax? Who's relaxing? I don't got TIME to relax!
4. If you could meet one famous person, who would it be?
William of Orange
Brigham Young
Eric the Red
Peter Griffin.
I'm sorry. I didn't hear. I was too busy scoring baskets.
5. In one word, how would you describe yourself?
Awesome.
Asgardian.
Dominant.
Tall.
Uh, Utahan?
6. This is gonna get tough now. What do you think the WNBA could do to promote it's product better?
NOT contract teams and then allow other teams to pick up Number 1 draft picks and sit them for half a season.
Well, the league COULD place teams in better markets, or closer together to create better natural rivalries blah blah blah blah blah...
Put a team in Utrecht. Or Delft. Really, anywhere in the Low Countries.
Draft a few men. Then, when we kick their asses, chain them up and exhibit them in shackles like King Kong.
Don't make me smash you with Mjolnir.
7. What's the best Liberty Blog out there?
The Libertine. Definitely.
newyorkliberty.blogspot.com!
That funny one... on Blogger... what's it called?
The one with that guy who writes about the Liberty but doesn't know that much about the WNBA, Basketball, blogs, or pretty much anything!
Who the hell cares?
8. If you could play for a different team, what team would it be?
The Storm. I want to see my family more. Wait. They're moving to Oklahoma City? Nevermind.
The Valhalla World-Serpents
The Utah Starzz. Oh, I forgot...
The Chicago Sky. You think I play well NOW? Wait until I can show up an entire TEAM!
Who the hell wants to play for a different team?
9. If you were skateboarding on an ocean, and you lost a wheel, would it still take the same number of pancakes to cover a doghouse?
:::Doesn't make eye contact. Slowly leaves.:::
What doth thou sayest? Art thou speaking in tongues?
Okay, this is a joke. I'm going back to practice.
Sure. Why not?
Purple, because ice cream has no bones.
10. Do you hate people who make fun of the WNBA, women's basketball, or the New York Liberty.
Yup.
No, because I'm a misogynistic dinosaur.
11. Beer or Wine?
Beer.
Wine.
Mead.
12. I am...
... a veteran of a thousand psychic wars.
... not a rookie, but not a vet yet either.
... definitely a veteran.
... technically, a God.
... woman, hear me roar.

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