Which member of O.I.F. are you secretly in love with?

You have every release, Tiger Beat pinup, action figure. You've named your pet from T-bag, engraved Joystick's initials into your arm with an exacto knife, and insist on calling your little sister Fridget, which is met with concerned looks from your mother. Your obsession with new pop sensation O.I.F. knows no bounds.

Aren't you curious to see which hottie from your best friend is secretly obsessed with? What if it's the same one as you and you have to poison her diet coke? Stop wondering and find out once and for all, so you can move on with your life.

1. What is your age?
Under 18 Years Old
18 to 24 Years Old
25 to 30 Years Old
31 to 40 Years Old
41 to 50 Years Old
51 to 60 Years Old
Over 60 Years Old
2. What is your gender?
Male
Female
3. Which religion most closely resembles yours?
Buddhism
Sadism
DXM
4. It's Friday night. Where can you be found?
In a karaoke bar. You have to indulge your fans.
In your usual dive, drinking copious amounts of booze and making fun of your friends.
In another dimension.
5. How does your date romance you?
Takes you for a picnic in the park, pushes you on the swings, slips something in your spiked kool aid...it gets foggy after that.
Brings you back to their place for some scotch, records and buttsex.
Lectures you on Canadian government.
6. What does your object of obsession typically wear?
Striped button-down shirts and strange hats.
Fitted black tops with carefully coordinated hoodies or blazers.
The children's department at Target.
7. Which celebrity most resembles your crush?
Winona Ryder
Scarlett Johansson
Mike Hayes
8. Which cause of death sounds most appealing to you?
cihrrosis of the liver
jumping off a building due to drug-induced hallucinations
assassination by a confused fan
9. What sweet nothings does your love whisper into your ear?
"Hey look, it's all misty and stuff. Wanna makeout?"
"Wanna watch this documentary on plankton with me, darling?"
"If you wanna be a buttslut then I'm willing to share."
10. Your secret crush brings you a romantic gift. What is it?
a framed, autographed picture of his/herself
a c.d. of their own electronic music
a bottle of robitussin
11. What were you in a former life?
a serial killer.
a bratty child star.
an apple.
12. And finally, how often do you get hit on by gay men?
Occasionally, but I think they're a little confused.
Sometimes, like when I'm serenading them at a gay karaoke bar.
All. The. Time.

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