1. What is your age? Under 18 Years Old 18 to 24 Years Old 25 to 30 Years Old 31 to 40 Years Old 41 to 50 Years Old 51 to 60 Years Old Over 60 Years Old 2. What is your gender? Male Female 3. Do you enjoy reading? Not especially--I'm having a hard time locating good books that interest me. No--I've got better things to do than sit around and read. Yes--It's a great hobby for one to develop! 4. If I gave you a 600 page book, what would your reaction be? *gulps* I can't read that much! It would take me forever! *frowns* Is this even a good book? *hits me with it* Other 5. Do you really care about the gender of the protagonist? Yes--Girls rule the world, and it's about time those authors show it. Yes--Boys aren't wimpy like girls. No--As long as the plot is good, I don't really care. It doesn't matter--I just need a good book to read! 6. How much romance can you handle? As long as it's not over graphic, and it's not affecting the plot in a negative manner. *screams* YOU'RE A STALKER RAPIST! Kisses and hugs are fine, just nothing too...intimate, okay? I hate kissing! Why can't they just skip that part?! 7. What's your favourite subjects? Sciences and Maths Literature (duh! Why else do I like books?) History P.E Lunch time! 8. How much relationship with the real life do you want in books? (in general) Not much--I prefer the author creating this random new world with magical pixie horses jumping around 50/50--It would be nice if I could relate some particular scenes with my own life, but I don't really mind. Quite a bit--It's easier for me to read and understand if I can picture myself in the scene too 9. What's your opinion of a protagonistic death in books? As long as it's properly justified, I don't mind. Dude, the hero has to die. That's the point of life. Heroes are meant to live forever! Not die! F--k death, I'm a genius who has discovered this new potion to immortality! 10. Do you think books are an indirect way of insulting the reader in the sense that the reader isn't a vampire, smart, slim, etc.? ...come to think of it....Yeah.... Heck no! It's all fiction! Besides, there are books where it's not neccesarily like that! It depends...besides, it also matters how you interpret the book too. 11. In general, do you like it if there is some religious significance portrayed in the plot? It depends. No--It's just dumb how everybody's treating religion like a big deal. Who cares? *shrugs* It doesn't matter...again, it's how you interpret the book. Yes--god exists, and it's important that everybody knows that. Well, science is changing nowadays, so there could be evidence that perhaps god doesn't exist. This question is an insult, and since I'm so cool, I'm going to choose this answer and infuriate the author of this quiz! alalalalalala 12. Which of these authors appeal to you the most? Stephenie Meyer--Author of the Twilight Series Sir Author Conan Doyle--Author of the Sherlock Holmes Series Jennifer Brown--Author of The Hate List George Lucas--(one of the) Author(s) for the Star Wars Series Fyodor Dostoevsky--Author of Crime and Punishment Other 13. What's the formula for the area of a circle? ...Excuse me? I'm supposed to be taking a quiz here, not do math. What's this got to do with books? pi times the radius squared--Anybody knows that. pi divided by the radius squared--Anybody knows that... Riiiight...circles...when was that supposed to show up? F--k circles, squares are better! 14. Did you like this quiz? NO--what was the purpose of the previous question?! Do I look like some nerdy genius to you?! Yeah--more questions would've been better. It was okay. I didn't like the questions you put at the end.