Which cryptid are you most like?

You know about the cryptids. But exactly, what are they? They are what some people call fake, figments, but I tend to believe those are just lies. ( I didn't include Bigfoot...realized that half-way in. -.- Fml )

So, if I hooked you on cryptids, you might want to find out exactly, which one are you. My questions get very lazy at the end, can't wait to see those kind comments! >:D

Created by: amazon
1. What is your age?
Under 18 Years Old
18 to 24 Years Old
25 to 30 Years Old
31 to 40 Years Old
41 to 50 Years Old
51 to 60 Years Old
Over 60 Years Old
2. What is your gender?
Male
Female
3. How often do you swim?
EVERY FREAKING DAY BRO.
Never, I'm too posh to get my hair wet.
I'm emo, I don't go outside. I'm like a dead man.
4. Are you afraid of heights? Try jumping off a chair, or were you to dumb not to?
I am afraid of heights, I twisted my ankle when jumping off the chair. Thanks jerk.
I'm too posh to jump off a chair! And to posh to be above sea level!
I'm a lazy dugong.
I felt like a bird! :3
5. Did you ever eat a squirrel?
Yes, my mom made me.
I'm too posh to eat a squirrel!
I ate one because it's in my recommended diet.
What sort of question is this...
6. Did you ever attack Scooby-Doo when he was showering?
....
Yes. I did. Because I'm a weirdo.
I'm too posh to attack a showering... Scooby-Doo.
Maybe. v.v
7. Did you ever come out of a woman's lady parts?
No, I'm too ugly.
I came out of a butt.
I'm too posh to come out of lady parts!
Yes, cos I am a weirdo. Duh.
Just yes. Isn't it obvious?
8. Did you ever give birth?
Nope.
I'm too posh to give birth!
Yes...It felt great.
I'm too ugly to have someone to want to start a family with me.
9. This is the last question.
No, it's not.
I'm too posh to be smart!
I'm ugly.
I really don't give.
10. I fooled you. How do you feel?
Your mom.
Meh.
I'M TOO POSH TO CONTINUE THIS QUIZ.
...I3itch
11. Did you ever jump off a bridge?
Yes, my mom made me.
I'm too posh to jump off of something! 4th question! Remember?!
Nope. I'm a wiener. ;D
12. Okay, serious as pie. Last question. How do you spend your fun?
Killing children.
Eating children.

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