Which Crazy English Class Book from this Year are You???

In Mrs. Allman's English class, we read many books. Most were dull, some were perverted, and the occasional one was enjoyable. And yes, I'm bored, so I'm poking fun at books for this quiz.

Which Pre-AP 8th grade English class book will you be horrified to share an identity with? The Scarlet Letter? The Killer Angels? Or do I frankly have too much free time?

1. What is your age?
Under 18 Years Old
18 to 24 Years Old
25 to 30 Years Old
31 to 40 Years Old
41 to 50 Years Old
51 to 60 Years Old
Over 60 Years Old
2. What is your gender?
Male
Female
3. What is your goal in life?
to flirt with the local precher. rawr
to save my butt from being accused as a witch
to view the ocean
to win the war
to convince my true love that I'm awesome
4. What do people think of you?
Most of the time they can't even understand me. So, they pretty much hate me
They like me for the most part
They think I'm dumb
They think I'm complicated
They hate me but laugh at my occasional perverted comments
5. Describe your crush
they are sexy and religious and slightly emo
they are a sexy farmer
they have 4 legs
i haven't seen them in a long time
they are the love of my life and their laugh is adorable but thy're married so im trying to win them back and id do anything for them and i love them and.....
6. When were you born?
1850's
1950's
2004
1960's/70's
1920's
7. Where do you live?
In a little cottage in the woods
On a farm
I don't have a home because I'm on a secret mission for the president! WOOT!!!
In a tent
In a gorgeous mansion with a freaking awesome dock
8. How do you greet people?
I open the conversation by complaining about the time I was thrown in jail
DRAMATICALLY
With poetry!
By introducing myself and my view on politics
By talking about my dead BFF
9. How do you plan to die?
I will die from the pain of ignoring my lover and our kid
I'll get hung because some freaking kid accuses me of something I didn't do
suicide
Blown apart by a grenade. Fun stuff
My confused lover's husband will shoot me while I'm swimming
10. My best friend...
is my illegitimate child
is on trial for witchcraft
has 4 legs
has friends that want to kill me
is a millionare
11. Religious views?
The preacher is cute...
The people at my church are freaks
GREAT WATER BUFFALO!!!
Depends on my multiple personalities
He is watching my moral decay!!!
12. My enemy...
Is my creepy ex-husband who is... old. *shudders*
is this teenage kid I had an affair with who suddenly thinks I'm a witch
is freaking nature
wears grey
is fat and married to the love of my life

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