Which Achaean God/dess are you?

Delusions of grandeur? Megalomaniac? Ever think you were a God? Now you can discover exactly what God or Goddess you'd be. THE essential test to take to see if you should become a Celani.

These 12 short questions could change your Achaean life forever! 5 short minutes to discover you path of fame and fortune. Will you be Mithraea? Tarah? Apollyon? Are you Divine at all? Read on....

Created by: Sweetiepie

1. What is your age?
Under 18 Years Old
18 to 24 Years Old
25 to 30 Years Old
31 to 40 Years Old
41 to 50 Years Old
51 to 60 Years Old
Over 60 Years Old
2. What is your gender?
Male
Female
3. It's time to hand out some Divine favours! What do you favour your lowly mortal followers for?
Essence. I don't care what you bash or what you do, just offer to me and I'll favour you.
For crushing Heretics!
I just favour all the cool people I was friends with when I was a mortal. Why else would I become a Goddess?
I favour hot chicks who "favour" me.
Favours? Oh yeah... I remember them. I really should log on and favour whatever few Order members are around, for tenacity if nothing else.
I grant favours rarely, my favours are precious and renowed. I enjoy granting them to mortals with exepctional grammatical skills and those that mock the less intelligent young newbies who, from time to time, have the misfortune to speak on Newbie.
4. How did you become an Immortal?
I am part of the Pentad. This is my job and I'm extremely good at it.
I am one of the rare few who ascended. I achieved it via excellence in roleplaying and making enormous contributions to the Achaean community.
By sucking up to every Admin around and spending the output of a small fortune on credits.
I don't know, can't remember, it was so long ago.
Become? Become? Silence mortal, I am the absolute embodiment of Evil.
Luck. Sarapis was on the scotch on the day I was promoted.
5. OMG! Sarapis has just fired you! Why did he do that?
Foolish mortal, a God cannot be fired. We are Divine.
Um.... yeah... that thing with the webcam.... ah.. can we change the subject now?
I don't know. I hadn't logged on for years and then one day I do and my Divine character was just deleted!
Sarapis would never fire me. I am too important to the running of the game. Besides, I am the coolest God there is, not that I'd say so in public.
Sarapis? Fire me? I think not. I run the show now.
Lol! As if I'd be fired. My nose is too brown for that.
6. Sarapis declares there are just not enough Nature deities about. You must now become a Nature Goddess. What do you do?
Hmm..... if I destroy all the forest there will be no need for any Nature Goddesses anymore. Then I can go back to crushing Heretics
Why would he do that? It's my job to CODE the damn forests.
I think I used to be a Nature Goddess or something once. Maybe.
Cool! Lots of my mortal friends were forestals. I can be a Divine and still hang out with them.
Oh yeah! Groves are great for mudsexing.
Thou mocketh Me with thine questions! A forestal Goddeth? Me? Forsooth, that will never come to pass.
7. Sarapis grants you your own special, customised smiting trick to use on mortals. What do you do?
Can you please stop asking me these stupid questions already? It's been years since I played this damn game.
I will snuggle them to death or just bury them with truffles.
I already have that. I slay them with the might of my wit and intelligence.
Verily their ears will bleedeth and their heads will implodeth with My use and abuse of Middle Achaean.
Zaps aren't enough any more?
8. What makes you such a cool Divine?
You need to ask?
Like I said before, I run the show. You better damned well think I'm cool.
I am intelligent, witty and a great roleplayer. Pity my followers are all worthless snugglebunnies.
I balls up with decisions all the other Gods should do but don't. Like forbidding snuggling and deleting stupid titles I may not always be popular but damn I make Achaea a better place..
I just give cool things to all my followers and give out favours like candy. Who cares if it's bad roleplay? At least I'm popular.
How much longer does this quiz go for again?
9. What would your first act as a Divine be?
I'd shrub the loser that created this quiz.
Balance the classes, fix some bugs, nerf Horkvals and Dragons and maybe add a few new areas. And all before lunch!
Snuggle my followers!
Use my Godly powers to get it on with some fine, fit Achaean girls.
Crush the oppositon!
Shout that I've arrived and promptly go dormant.
10. What is your alignment?
Thou should knowest me to be Lawful Good.
This is Achaea, not D&D, you idiots.
Does "truffle lover" count as an alignment?
Neutral. That way my followers can bash whatever they want
Alignment is a function of in game mechanics that we intend to do away with. Right after we bring in ships.
Evil! Mwa-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha!
11. Speaking of ships.....
Yarr! Ships be wonderful!
The next big thing is still ships. To do that, we will first have to balance all the classes, fix the Shallamese government, update the PK rules, add some new areas, possibly add a few more classes, artefacts and maybe a new city or two. I am also complet
Heh. Don't listen to him. Ships aren't coming in after all, it's all just a distraction to make the playerbase actually think we are doing some work. Um... did I just say that out loud?
Ships will be just one more way for Mhaldor to crush it's opposition.
Meh. I can't believe you guys are still playing that lame game. Who cares about ships? They are just yet another method to get Matt a new Harley.
12. What City do you Patron?
I am above cities. I help code them after all.
Shallam
Mhaldor
Hashan
Eleusis
Cyrene.

1. What is your age?

Under 18 Years Old

18 to 24 Years Old

25 to 30 Years Old

31 to 40 Years Old

41 to 50 Years Old

51 to 60 Years Old

Over 60 Years Old

2. What is your gender?

Male

Female

3. It's time to hand out some Divine favours! What do you favour your lowly mortal followers for?

Essence. I don't care what you bash or what you do, just offer to me and I'll favour you.

For crushing Heretics!

I just favour all the cool people I was friends with when I was a mortal. Why else would I become a Goddess?

I favour hot chicks who "favour" me.

Favours? Oh yeah... I remember them. I really should log on and favour whatever few Order members are around, for tenacity if nothing else.

I grant favours rarely, my favours are precious and renowed. I enjoy granting them to mortals with exepctional grammatical skills and those that mock the less intelligent young newbies who, from time to time, have the misfortune to speak on Newbie.

4. How did you become an Immortal?

I am part of the Pentad. This is my job and I'm extremely good at it.

I am one of the rare few who ascended. I achieved it via excellence in roleplaying and making enormous contributions to the Achaean community.

By sucking up to every Admin around and spending the output of a small fortune on credits.

I don't know, can't remember, it was so long ago.

Become? Become? Silence mortal, I am the absolute embodiment of Evil.

Luck. Sarapis was on the scotch on the day I was promoted.

5. OMG! Sarapis has just fired you! Why did he do that?

Foolish mortal, a God cannot be fired. We are Divine.

Um.... yeah... that thing with the webcam.... ah.. can we change the subject now?

I don't know. I hadn't logged on for years and then one day I do and my Divine character was just deleted!

Sarapis would never fire me. I am too important to the running of the game. Besides, I am the coolest God there is, not that I'd say so in public.

Sarapis? Fire me? I think not. I run the show now.

Lol! As if I'd be fired. My nose is too brown for that.

6. Sarapis declares there are just not enough Nature deities about. You must now become a Nature Goddess. What do you do?

Hmm..... if I destroy all the forest there will be no need for any Nature Goddesses anymore. Then I can go back to crushing Heretics

Why would he do that? It's my job to CODE the damn forests.

I think I used to be a Nature Goddess or something once. Maybe.

Cool! Lots of my mortal friends were forestals. I can be a Divine and still hang out with them.

Oh yeah! Groves are great for mudsexing.

Thou mocketh Me with thine questions! A forestal Goddeth? Me? Forsooth, that will never come to pass.

7. Sarapis grants you your own special, customised smiting trick to use on mortals. What do you do?

Can you please stop asking me these stupid questions already? It's been years since I played this damn game.

I will snuggle them to death or just bury them with truffles.

I already have that. I slay them with the might of my wit and intelligence.

Verily their ears will bleedeth and their heads will implodeth with My use and abuse of Middle Achaean.

Zaps aren't enough any more?

8. What makes you such a cool Divine?

You need to ask?

Like I said before, I run the show. You better damned well think I'm cool.

I am intelligent, witty and a great roleplayer. Pity my followers are all worthless snugglebunnies.

I balls up with decisions all the other Gods should do but don't. Like forbidding snuggling and deleting stupid titles I may not always be popular but damn I make Achaea a better place..

I just give cool things to all my followers and give out favours like candy. Who cares if it's bad roleplay? At least I'm popular.

How much longer does this quiz go for again?

9. What would your first act as a Divine be?

I'd shrub the loser that created this quiz.

Balance the classes, fix some bugs, nerf Horkvals and Dragons and maybe add a few new areas. And all before lunch!

Snuggle my followers!

Use my Godly powers to get it on with some fine, fit Achaean girls.

Crush the oppositon!

Shout that I've arrived and promptly go dormant.

10. What is your alignment?

Thou should knowest me to be Lawful Good.

This is Achaea, not D&D, you idiots.

Does "truffle lover" count as an alignment?

Neutral. That way my followers can bash whatever they want

Alignment is a function of in game mechanics that we intend to do away with. Right after we bring in ships.

Evil! Mwa-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha!

11. Speaking of ships.....

Yarr! Ships be wonderful!

The next big thing is still ships. To do that, we will first have to balance all the classes, fix the Shallamese government, update the PK rules, add some new areas, possibly add a few more classes, artefacts and maybe a new city or two. I am also complet

Heh. Don't listen to him. Ships aren't coming in after all, it's all just a distraction to make the playerbase actually think we are doing some work. Um... did I just say that out loud?

Ships will be just one more way for Mhaldor to crush it's opposition.

Meh. I can't believe you guys are still playing that lame game. Who cares about ships? They are just yet another method to get Matt a new Harley.

12. What City do you Patron?

I am above cities. I help code them after all.

Shallam

Mhaldor

Hashan

Eleusis

Cyrene.

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