What Sort of Intellectual Are You?

Throughout history, the masses have loathed the intellectuals because the intellectuals know something the masses don't. However, that depends on what kind of intellectual you are.

Do you know something no one else does? Does what you know mean a damned thing? Find out what you can expect from the masses when the revolution comes!

1. What is your age?
Under 18 Years Old
18 to 24 Years Old
25 to 30 Years Old
31 to 40 Years Old
41 to 50 Years Old
51 to 60 Years Old
Over 60 Years Old
2. What is your gender?
Male
Female
3. Correct this sentence: "Where is the library at?"
At where is the library?
Where is the library?
Does the library really exist?
Where's the library at, a--hole?
4. John Maynard Keynes was:
the guy who programmed the graphics for Everquest
the other guy in Silverlock
A British economist
The beatnik in Dobie Gillis
5. Complete this sentence: The _____ that can be experienced is not true; The ________ that can be constructed is not true.
way / world
aesthetic / sesquipedialianism
dungeon / dimension
starship / drone ship
6. Loren Greene was
Commander Adama on the first Battlestar Galactica
Ben Cartwright on Bonanza
A brilliant Shakespearean actor
the color of the Bog Beast
7. Complete the sentence with the proper form of "their/they're/there: ________ clothes are over ________.
Hey, are they nude? I want to see!!!!
They're / their
Dem / dar
Their / there
8. Why?
"Why" is an indeterminate interrogative indicative of undefined variables in the space-time matrix.
Because.
Why not?
Screw you!
9. The Necromicon is
a secret book long lost in antiquity but recently discovered.
A book which gives you +5 against Yog Soggoth
a p---ographic novel by Seneca the Younger
a joke.
10. What is the Colour of Magic?
Octarine
Purple
A color only visible to the initiated
Octarine, except on Fourex
11. Your beverage of choice is:
Cognac
Perrier
Beer
Mountain Dew
12. What was your most recent trip?
To Beijing to buy an original copy of "Crouching Tiger, Hidden Dragon" for Wii
To the Beijing Palace to get twice cooked pork.
To the Beijing Bookstore for an original copy of "The Romance of Three Kingdoms"
To Barnes and Noble to get "The Dao of Pooh"

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