Which sort of crustacean are you?

This is a quiz to find out which sort of crustacean you are. It actually has hardly anything to do with crustaceans or any sort of underwater creature but i hope you enjoy it.

This paragraph has to contain a certain number of letters between 149 and 151 but ou cant actually mention what it is so im gonna waffle about it for a few words. Its a stupid idea cos this i right at the end of writing the quiz and i cant think of anything to say

1. What is your age?
Under 18 Years Old
18 to 24 Years Old
25 to 30 Years Old
31 to 40 Years Old
41 to 50 Years Old
51 to 60 Years Old
Over 60 Years Old
2. What is your gender?
Male
Female
3. Apologies for the first two boring questions, this is where the quiz really hots up. Would you rather...
Eat a big red candle
Drink a vat of elbow grease
Kiss a yak (tongues and everything)
Listen to just one mika song
4. How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood?
Three 2 by 4s
The entire amazon rainforest
Goldfish
Seahorses
Trouser Presses
Two matchsticks
5. Fold or scrunch?
Fold
Scrunch
Huh?
6. Are quizzes like this a pointless waste of time?
Yes
No
Only if you have soemthing better to do
Seahorses
3.14159
Enid Blyton
7. The Who?
Baba O'reiley
Who?
Seahorses
CSI
Cats gratted into thin furry strand
8. Why doesn't this quiz have anything to do with crustaceans?
Cos Sam made it and he often doesn't make sense
Yamaha Pacifica
It is actually using my subconscious to formulate the perfect crustacean to represent me
Seahorses
9. Socks and Sandals?
Like Chalk and Cheese
Like Fish and Chips
Like Baby food and Stones
Like Sausage Meat Lasagne
Seahorses
10. What is your opinion of paperclips?
They are a useful piece of stationary used to attach pieces of paper together without the need to use a stapler
They canbe bent out of shape and fashioned into fish hooks
They should be melted down and made into extension leads
Hole punches all the way
Seahorses
11. Which of these would you most like to see Jack Bauer do?
Ride a Seahorse
Ride a Lobster
Save the world from alien invasion
Move in with you and sleep in your garden as a kind of guard dog type thing
Edit Angling Monthly
Record an Album
12. Hoof Hearted?
Me
You
He He
Huh?
Seahorses
Jack Bauer

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