What Smiths song are you?

The Smiths... has a greater band ever existed? Biting but tender, melancholy but facetious, melodramatic but witty, the Smiths were queer and indie before it was cool. Uncompromising in their refusal to regurgitate the same tried and tired emotions spouted by their musical peers, you will always find delightfully odd twists amid the chords and lyrics of a classic Smiths song. What's more, they had something today's miserablist emo bands simply don't: a sense of humor.

Now, seeing as how YOU can never hope to measure up to the cosmic awesomeness that is The Smiths, the best you can hope for is that you might capture the slightest glimpse of that genius that lies behind each of their songs. So, which Smiths song are YOU? Take this quiz to find out!

1. What is your age?
Under 18 Years Old
18 to 24 Years Old
25 to 30 Years Old
31 to 40 Years Old
41 to 50 Years Old
51 to 60 Years Old
Over 60 Years Old
2. What is your gender?
Male
Female
3. The streets are...
crammed with things eager to be held!
filled with panic.
I don't know. I spend all my time indoors.
I'm too self-absorbed to notice.
4. Are you starved for love and affection?
Yes.
Not really, no.
I've already found my special someone : )
Yes... if by "love and affection" you mean the nasty...
I have more important things on my mind!
5. Are you shy?
Um... yes...
SHY?!!! NO WAY!!!
I can be shy sometimes.
6. What would you rather spend your afternoon doing?
Writing frightening verse.
Making Christmas cards with the mentally ill.
Um... "studying" with someone hot.
Two words: indecent exposure.
Crying.
Going on a nice romp through town.
7. What are your hands doing?
Unzipping my pants.
Writing.
Holding back my tears.
Sliding on some gloves.
Giving the finger to my boss.
Flailing about in a wild panic.
8. Are you more...
Melancholy and moody?
Irreverent and incorrigible?
Lustful and lewd?
Paranoid and unbalanced?
Timid and unassertive?
9. And underneath that, are you more...
Sweet and tender-hearted?
Cynical and pessimistic?
Frustrated and restless?
Depressed and suicidal?
Destructive and vindictive?
Light-hearted and devil-may-care?
10. You're most obsessed with...
How lame your job is.
How in love you are.
Being offensive.
SEX BABY!!!
The emptiness in your soul.
The absurdity of modern life.
11. Emotions?
They are all safely bottled up inside.
I express them... snidely
On my sleeve, thank you.
They are rather frightening to me, so I express them in crass or destructive ways.
I might talk about them... if you asked.
12. And lastly, you must admit your biggest flaw is...
Single-mindedness.
Immaturity.
Reticence.
Vanity and obsession with fame.
Bad luck.
Destructive tendencies.

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