1. What is your age? Under 18 Years Old 18 to 24 Years Old 25 to 30 Years Old 31 to 40 Years Old 41 to 50 Years Old 51 to 60 Years Old Over 60 Years Old 2. What is your gender? Male Female 3. Voldemort materializes in front of you and points his wand towards you and two of your friends. What is your next move? Stand in front of your friends and try to cast a shield charm over the three of you. Quickly put the invisiblity cloak over yourself and hope the others have a plan. Push the others forward to shield you as you save yourself. Flap like a chicken, walk in a circle, and sing "I'm the bestest princess" at the top of your lungs. Try to cast the killing curse before Voldemort. 4. You have just entered the mind of Severus Snape where you find your beloved dead father persecuted him as a young boy to the point of destroying his life. What do you say when Snape realises the shared vision and tells you to leave? "That was wrong of my father, Professor. I am so very sorry, no one should have to go through that." "I understand now, sir. But you need to realise that I am not my father." "Feels pretty bad to be constantly bullied and terrified by someone, doesn't it, PROFESSOR!" "You know, you're quite handsome when you're angry..." Absolutley nothing. Pretend to have heard nothing and begin acting like a monkey, hooting and hollaring, jumping about the room and out the doorway, away from the scene. 5. It is somehow outed at Hogwarts that Dumbledor is gay. Rather awkwardly put on the spot in front of many students, you are asked how you feel about this. You reply: "Dumbledor is the same person he was yesterday." "Exactly what does that have to do with me?" "What? He's GAY?" Ask the same question to the person next to you and sneak away. Refuse to answer and return to your dorm room. Tell them you have a tutu and dance in it frequently but that doesn't make YOU gay. 6. An acquaintance of yours is killed by Lord Voldemort. The girlfriend of this dead guy asks you to go to a dance with her. You find her attractive. Do you... Agree to go but only as friends. Agree to go, shes dead sexy! Agree to go but tell her you don't want to hear anything about the dead guy. After all, he's dead now. Agree to go knowing that your amazing conversational skills and dance moves will wow her from thinking bad thoughts. Refuse to go. It's too soon. Refuse to go. Like Snape, you prefer to avoid social engagements. Though you don't plan on spending the night with him either. 7. Draco steals Hermione's potions final paper. You see him put his name on it and place it into the collecting basket. Hermione is long gone and the papers are being graded in two minutes. Do you... Sneak the paper out of the basket and try to fake Hermiones signature Do nothing right then but find Draco later and punch him in the face. Sneak the paper from the basket and put your own name on it Try in vain to convince Professor Snape that Draco just stole Hermione's work Tell Hermione about it later, having done nothing to help. Do nothing. Not your problem. 8. Dolores Umbridge is dying. She needs a kidney transplant and you are a match. You will live normally, though it will be a long recovery, if you agree to be her donor. You decide to: Donate a kidney but make her sign a contract which forbids her to ever be a jerk again. Donate a kidney, you hate seeing anyone suffer, even toad faces. Ambiguously avoid any decision hoping someone else will step in and fix everything. Refuse outright. You still have the scar on your hand. Refuse flatly, with no comment. Ask her why she thinks you owe her anything. 9. You ask your friend before you date his sister. No way. It's got nothing to do with him. It's the respectful thing to do. He'll never find out... I'd probably better date someone else. I'll beat him til he says its ok. I don't date. Ever. 10. Ron drops the ball in Quiddich. There is no way he will be able to recover it. You... Swoop in gracefully and pass it back to him so that he may pass it to a chaser. Swoop in, grab the ball and make like you're a chaser! Let the ball drop outta play. Look for the snitch. Pretend your broom is being jinxed again and display an elaborate stunt of you holding onto your broom to distract people. Quiddich is for losers. You prefer potions and dark, cheerless places. 11. TROLL IN THE DUNGEON!
...and your friend is in the bathroom with it! You... Go back to your dorm room. Not like you know enough to stop it anyhow. Go back to your dormroom. It's safe for you there. Run to a professor and tell them which bathroom your friend is in so they can help her. Grab your wand and head to the bathroom, regardless of what lurks in the halls... It's scary, but it's the right thing to do...gulp...so you go after your friend. You didn't hear the announcement. You were busy letting the troll in. 12. If you were a character from Harry Potter, who do you see yourself as? Harry Potter. He's the star of the show and brave, if a bit whiney. Dumbledor. He is the strongest, smartest wizard ever. Bad ass. Hermione. I've always prefered brains over...well everything. Ron. He's average at everything except his loyalty. Lord Voldemort. He's misunderstood, or maybe not, but evil is just more interesting. Severus Snape. The dark wildcard of the book. He's outwitted them all in the end, really.