What Random Animal are You?

There are many animal quizzes, but few random animal quizzes. Randomness is, after all, quite balllzy. What is randomness? Country corn flakes, new country corn flakes! Please buy our corn flakes! They're made of corn!

Are YOU a random animal? Do you have skrotetasticalness to qualify for that random title? Until now you could only pontificate, but thanks to my indomitable willpower and general sexiness, in just a few thousand years I will tell you.

1. What is your age?
Under 18 Years Old
18 to 24 Years Old
25 to 30 Years Old
31 to 40 Years Old
41 to 50 Years Old
51 to 60 Years Old
Over 60 Years Old
2. What is your gender?
Male
Female
3. You want to talk to your friend. What do you do?
Call him but don't leave a message if he doesn't answer
Voice chat, bro
Show up at his house at 2 in the morning
Send text messages. They say: "WOODOODLE WOODOODLE!!"
...No.
4. You're on your first date with a really hot guy and/or chick. What do you do?
Ask what he and/or she wants to do, then do that
Rant about your supreme hatred for all living things
Smile way too much
Take him/her to this place that has some pretty good food. It's 200 miles away.
...Nothing.
5. You're having a party today and you realize that the only food you have is 10 pounds of stinky Norwegian cheese. What do you do?
Eat all of the cheese, go to the store, then eat everything you bought at the store
Hide in your bedroom. If anyone finds you, play Fallout: New Vegas with them
Put dainty toothpicks in the cheese and hope people like it
SCREAM!!!
Just be cool, bro
6. Someone called you a dick. What do you do?
Say, "Oh, okay."
MAKE THEM BLEED
Snort discontentedly
Laugh at them
Insult them in turn
7. When people use profanity in casual conversation, you...
Get a little uncomfortable
Are cool with it, maaan
Don't notice. In fact, you get angry at people for not swearing enough
Eat four bags of birdseed
Conversation??
8. You are intrigued by the idea of higher consciousness through pain.
Sounds intriguing
Uh. Maybe bro
What?
Can't get enough of that pain
No
9. You think it would be cool to stick sheet metal screws through your ear.
Yeah, it's the perfect accessory
No
10. You don't know the meaning of the term 'shut up'.
No. I really don't.
Sure I do
11. You are a fat emo kid.
True
False
12. You enjoy watching Quick Draw Mcgraw.
True
False
Who?
13. You have a bunch of World of Warcraft characters in their underwear.
True
False

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