What Kind of Catholic Are You?

So, you think you're Catholic? Well, take this quiz and find out if you're a loyal, Orthodox Catholic, a new-age Schismatic, cut off from the true Church, or an average Catholic in the pews, unaware of the "Church wars."

Are you as good a Catholic as you think you are? Do you dance in the aisles? Do you make your own incense? Do you think everyone should be a priest? Do you think heretics should still be burned alive? Take this quiz - it should help pinpoint what you believe.

1. What is your age?
Under 18 Years Old
18 to 24 Years Old
25 to 30 Years Old
31 to 40 Years Old
41 to 50 Years Old
51 to 60 Years Old
Over 60 Years Old
2. What is your gender?
Male
Female
3. Female ordination. What do you say?
Never. Rome has spoken.
Well, if the Church says yes, I'd go along with it.
I am ready and willing to be a female priest.
The Church is being sexist in keeping women out of the priesthood.
I don't see the big deal.
4. What would you do if you saw lay preaching going on in your parish?
Get up and leave.
Get up and leave, and find a new parish.
Smile - the lay people need to claim the Mass as their own.
I wouldn't see the big deal.
5. Cleansing Fire - what do you think of it?
Best blog ever.
Worst blog ever.
Its authors will burn in Hell.
What's Cleansing Fire?
Isn't that just another name for Purgatory?
6. Sacred Music - what should it be?
Chant and polyphony, plus organ.
Mix of English and Latin hymns.
Kumbaya.
I don't like Latin. It sounds scary.
Clapping and singing along to Marty Haugen.
7. Incense should be used . . .
as much as possible.
never.
only on special days.
only for funerals, and at that, only in a ceramic bowl offered by a nun.
8. Latin Mass is . . .
outdated and sexist.
the most sublime Mass.
a nice alternative to Novus Ordo.
too confusing.
9. Priests should preach on the following topic more frequently:
abortion.
female ordination (pro fem.ord.)
vocations (to the male, celibate priesthood)
Hell.
sin.
gay rights (pro gay rights)
10. My favorite saint is:
Pope St. Gregory the Great.
Pope St. Pius X
Dorothy Day
Oscar Romero
Ven. John Paul II
St. Francis
11. St. Bernard's School of Theology and Ministry is . . .
a school of heterodoxy and dissent.
the source of hope for the diocese.
unnecessary.
a waste of the money the DoR collects.
12. An altar server should be . . .
male or female, in an alb.
male, in an alb.
male, in a cassock.
male or female, in a cassock.
anyone.

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