1. What is your age? Under 18 Years Old 18 to 24 Years Old 25 to 30 Years Old 31 to 40 Years Old 41 to 50 Years Old 51 to 60 Years Old Over 60 Years Old2. What is your gender? Male Female3. GIRLS ONLY>>
You're at a party & you see a girl wearing the same dress as you. You: go up to that sk@nk & slap the crap out of her tell your friends what a butthole she is smile sweetly at her & drug her martini when she isnt looking smile sweetly as her & compliment her good taste smile sweetly &tell her, "HONEY,that dress looks WAY better on me" i'm a dude4. DUDES ONLY>> You're at a party when you see strong looking dude feeling up on your girl. You: politely tell him that she's your date beat him up drug his martini tell your friends to beat him up say "hey ugly, you're messin with MY girl" i'm a girl5. You see an older kid pushing your kid down & they kid's parents aren't doing anything about it. You: push the kid back drag him to his parents & say "if you don't punish this brat i will" tell your kid to push him back calmly walk up & tell the boy "no pushing" take your kid away yell at the little boy6. You're at a restaurant & the waiter gives you the wrong dish. You: politely tell him to change it don't give him a tip trip him while he's walking away take out all your rage on him threaten to sue the restaurant eat it anyway without complaining7. You are at your neighbors house chatting when one of them starts hatin on your favorite basketball team. You: don't say anything tell them you disagree, but you don't start a fight yell at them & cuss them out argue with them for a while, but it doesn't get out of hand sneak into their bathroom & clog their toilet8. Do you laugh at other people's misfortune? hell yeah! good golly gosh no!9. You're driving when someone cuts in front of you. You: roll down the window & swear at them honk the horn 100000 times until you arent behind them anymore speed pass them & flip them off don't do anything bump them10. Someone says, "Go burn in hell."
What do you say? see ya there sucker! run home crying you too11. How do you think you'll die? a natural death murdered by a long time enemy in a fight with your ex-best friend saving anothers life a disease12. You & your friend are being chased by a man with an axe. Your friend trips. Knowing that if you help him up, you have an 80% chance of being killed, while if you run away, you have a 60% higher chance of living, do you help him? depends... if he did something to piss me off earlier, no. hell no! if he falls down, thats his fault! i aint about to get killed like that sucker! yes, if he was truly my friend i would help him yes, i would help him, as i know he would do the same for me. no. i'd get the shot gun i always carry around & shoot the axe carrying b!tch13. What disorder do you have//Think you have//Most likely have compared to the rest? OCD Paranoia Compulsive lying Bipolar Anorexia//Bulimia14. What kind of b!tch do you think you are? sneaky goodytwoshoes big ego evil schemer b!tchy b!tch15. Do you cuss? Yes, occaisionally No, I say woulds like fudge, buttersticks, & gosh darn it No, I don't say anything like that yeah, all the time! only when i have to16. Are you ready for your answer? yes no