1. What is your age? Under 18 Years Old 18 to 24 Years Old 25 to 30 Years Old 31 to 40 Years Old 41 to 50 Years Old 51 to 60 Years Old Over 60 Years Old 2. What is your gender? Male Female 3. You wake up in the morning and.... quickly put on a large hat to hide your face yawn and look out the window give some of your food to a homeless child make sure no one took your stuff in the night shine your sword meditate and then work out 4. you step out the door and a wimpy little imp attacks your shins.
you... stab it in the face. stupid imp. messing up my pants... *grumble* light it on fire and kick it away ignore it, it can't hurt you and is practically defenseless pick it up and put it back in the woods, its probably just lost kick it down the street like you would a rock pet its head and walk away 5. you discover the king has been kidnapped!
you are asked to go save him!
what to do?! i'll do it if they pay me a bunch hm... excuse to blow stuff up. i'll take it! do i get to cut monsters in half? yes! score!! no question. i have an obligation to go save him it's the right thing to do to save anyone hm.... i bet i could get some favors from him if i do save him... 6. you go if to save your king
and... o noes! it's a dragon!! OMFG! RUN AWAY! i will slay it with my blade hm... ice would be very effective against a fire thingy jump on it's head, stab it in the eye, and keep going for weak points um... talk it down? *wimper* CHARGE!!! WAAAAAGH!!! 7. your plan... is failing.
the dragon's gonna eat ya!
you're staring down it's throat as it goes to bite you and you.... freeze its mouth openwith a flick of the wrist and then freeze the inside of the body stab it in the fleshy mouth aren't there anymore. you're under it, stabbing it create a defensive shield run into its throat and punch it in the larynx cut a hole in its cheek and run away through it 8. It slowly dies, but in its dying breath...
OMG YOU'RE ON FIRE! you cool yourself down with some water form the nowhere heal yourself. all better don't care jump in the water move so fast the fire goes out run in a panic 9. you're not on fire anymore.
but now... where the hell is the king? you look carefully at the ground. footprints? follow. close your eyes and try to sense him climb a tree and scan the area wander aimlessly and find something after a while look at the sun and use it to direct yourself know the area and how to get where you want 10. you discover ruins.
that's where badguys put kings every time! storm the place! sneak in walk in calmly shake the entire place with electricity yell "hello?" politely knock on a doorframe and chuckle 11. you enter the ruins.
you can't see anything
it's really dark your eyes adjust quickly. they just do that you make a little ball of fire for light you use the dark for cover, but can't see where you're going pull a lantern out of your pack don't care follow the wall 12. Itsa door.
yay! i bet the king's on the other side. BOOM! no door! open quietly and sneak through the door is on fire and kicked down run through yelling a battle cry open it calmly knock 13. it's a very bright room.
oh.. a big guy with a sword. you make a face and raise your weapon annoyedly and now he's on fire! stab him disappear and then reappear behind him with your knife drawn charge! jump at him and punch 14. he's dead quickly
silly swordsman, fighitng a hero
and then the room turns back to a normal, darkened ruin. hey... thats the king! run over compasionately and untie him flip your hand around and his bindings are undone walks calmly over and cut the ropes with a knife untie him and say "i will return you to the castle now" stoically smile and wonder how much cash you'll get ask him if he needs any help, laugh, and help him 15. time to take the king home.
but now it's also night...
sleep? i can soldier on through the night, carry the king if he gets tired bed is good. i'll sleep, but i'm a light sleeper, i'd notice something coming *already snoring* sleep in a tree above the king set up a tent and go to bed stay up all night guarding him 16. you reach the town! yay!
first thing you say? That was fun... When do i get my reward? i am happy you are safe, my king. damn... no excuse for fire anymore i'm so hungry.... wow... so tired.... 17. you are invited to the castle and meet the royal family.
due to a random turn of events the prince/princess suddenly has a crush on you! sweet.... oh dear. hm... that's nice royal family... sounds good to me *smiles* uh... i don't think the king will like that fun! i'm not single anymore! 18. through another random turn of events, you are alone with the prince/princess in a garden.
the moonlight shines across their face, blah blah blah, romantic scene here kiss him/her you fool! take their hand smile politely quietly cite poetry to them big hug! blink and not notice 19. OMG! they kissed you!
what now? AHH! DO IT AGAIN! nod towards the hallway (hint hint, nudge nudge) whisper "do you think anyone saw that?" smile doofily rest your head on their shoulder stand in shock 20. and now you go to bed... NOT! it's night! i love the night! right beside your newfound lover :) in your private room at the castle in the barracks at home in the same room as the prince/princess