The Zombie Survival Test

Not many people could survive a zombie uprising, so be prepared! (that's the only decent thing I learnt from Scouts) I'd recommend getting a copy of the Zombie Survival Guide, by pirating or buying a copy.

This is probably the biggest zombie survival quiz on the web so it's more accurate. If you actually believe in zombies than your nuts, get a life / girlfriend / boyfriend / prostitute

1. What is your age?
Under 18 Years Old
18 to 24 Years Old
25 to 30 Years Old
31 to 40 Years Old
41 to 50 Years Old
51 to 60 Years Old
Over 60 Years Old
2. What is your gender?
Male
Female
3. Do you have any form of military/police/defence training?
No
Yes, Army
Yes, Navy/Airforce/Cadets
Police
Special Forces
Martial arts/defence classes
4. Do you know how to use firearms?
No
Yes, I've fired a gun once or twice
Yes, I've been hunting
Yes, I regularly go to the range and shoot
Yes, I go shooting every free weekend
I have my own range an I use is 2 or more times a week
5. Do you own any firearms?
No
Yes, a handgun
Yes, a boltaction rifle
Yes, a semi-automatic rifle/submachine gun
Yes, a fully automatic rifle/submachine gun
An armory
6. How well can you shoot? 1 MOA = 1 inch at 100 yards, 2 inches at 200 yards, 3 inches at 300 yards, etc
I cant hit s---/never fired a gun (average gun control nut)
10-20MOA (average retard)
5-10MOA (average American)
3-5MOA (Qualify for infantry in the army)
1-3MOA (Marksman)
Less than 1MOA (Sniper grade)
7. Do you own any close quarters weapons?
No
Yes, a baseball or cricket bat
Yes, a lead pipe
Yes, a machete or kukri
Yes, a crowbar
Yes, a bayonett for my rifle
8. How much weight could you carry in a pack and still walk 10 miles (16km) a day?
Less than 15lbs (5kg)
15-30lbs (5-10kg)
30-45lbs (10-15kg)
45-60lbs (15-20kg)
60-90lbs (20-30kg)
90lbs+ (30kgs+)
9. Do you own a decent sized pack that you could wear for 4 weeks at a time?
No
I own a small backpack
I own a large backpack
I own a hiking pack
I own an army short range pack
I own an army long range pack
10. How much canned and dried food do you have stockpiled in you house?
Less than 3 days worth
3-7 days worth
1-2 weeks worth
2-4 weeks worth
1-3 months worth
Over 3 months
11. How far can you run with your pack that you could carry for 10 miles (16km) a day?
Less than 100 yards
100-300 yards
300-800 yards
1/2-1 mile
1-3 miles
3+ miles
12. What type of house do you live in?
Single story house
2+ story house
Apartment block
House on military barracks
Prison
Bikie fortress
13. How much ammunition do you have stockpiled for you firearm/'s
I don't own a firearm
Less than 100 rounds
100-250 rounds
250-500 rounds
500-1000 rounds
Over 1000 rounds
14. What do you have in your BOB (Bug out bag)?
I don't have a bug out bag
Enough food and water for 24 hours
Enough food and water for 72 hours
The above plus a firearm and ammunition
The abouve plus radio
The above plus a Bug out car
15. How far could you walk in one day with your pack and supplies?
Less than 5 miles (8km)
5-10 miles (8-16km)
10-20 Miles (16-32km)
More than 20 miles (32km+)
16. Could you survive in the wilderness?
No
Yes, but only for a couple of weeks
Yes, 1-4 weeks
Yes, 1-6 months
Yes, for a long time with a bit of raiding
Yes, for a very long time with out external help
17. Do you have any survival skills?
No
Yes, I can light a fire
Yes, I can cook over a fire
Yes, I can gather food and cook over a fire
Yes, I can hunt, gather food and cook over a fire for many months at a time
I'm a survival expert
18. How good are you at fixing mechanical things? such as cars
Crap
I can change a fan belt
I can change spark plugs etc
I can fix more advance stuff
I'm a mechanic/engineer
19. How good are you at fixing electrical things?
Crap
I change light bulbs
I can do a bit of wiring, etc
I'm an electrician
I'm an electrical hobbyist
I'm an electrical engineer
20. Can you build shelter?
No
I can put up a tent
I can make a small shack
I can make a decent shack
I'm a builder
21. Can you weld/machine metal?
No
No, but I could have a go
Yes, I did a bit in grade 9 technology in school
I 'm a hobby machinest
I'm an engineer
22. Can you maintain your firearm?
I don't own a gun
No
Yes
23. How easy is your weapon to maintain?
I don't own a gun
Hard, it's very fiddily
Not to hard
Easy
Maintain? it's an AK47, it doesn't need maintaining
24. Do you have any first-aid experience?
First-aid?
No
I've got a first-aid certificate
I'm a nurse
I'm a doctor
I'm a brain surgeon
25. What are the signs of an infected person?
Vampire fangs
Paleness, headaches, coma, infected bitemarks
The Anti-Christ
Demons
Speaking in tounges
26. Could you shoot a friend who was bitten?
No
Maybe/not sure
I'd give them a gun and ask them to shoot themselves
I'd shoots them once they turned
I'd say sorry and shoot them
I'd shoot them immediately
27. What's your idea of camping?
Going round is an RV
Going round in an RV with TV/laptop/luxurys
Taking a camper van to a park and sleeping in it
A tent
Sleeping under a tarp (plastic sheet)
Hike in, sleep under a tarp, hike out
28. What type of area do you live in?
Large city
Small city
Suburbia
Large counry town
Small country town
A house 10 miles from anything
29. How big would your group be when your on the run?
Solo
2-5 people
5-10 people
10-20 people
20+ people
An army squad or platoon
30. What item is least important?
Water
Food
Ipod
Friends
Money/gold/valuables
Tv
31. Do yo have a survival retreat?
No
Yes, less than 10 miles for an urban center
Yes, 10-50 miles from an urban center
50-200 miles from an urban center
Yes, 200+ miles
Yes, 200+ You need an SUV/4x4 to get there
32. How much food and water have you got stockpiled at you retreat?
Less than 1 month worth/ No retreat
1-3 months
3-6 months
3-6 months plus faming equipment
6+ months
6+ months plus faming equipment
33. How much ammunition do you have stockpiled at your retreat?
Less than 1000 rounds/ No retreat
1000-2500 rounds
2500-5000 rounds
5000-10000 rounds
10000+ rounds
10000+ rounds and weapons
34. Do you have weapons/food/equipment caches?
No
Yes, 1 cache
Yes, 2-5 caches
Yes, 5-10 caches
Yes, 10+ caches
35. What are you defences like at your retreat?
I don't have a reatreat
A buliding
A building with lots of trees to hide it
A building/'s with a single strong fence
Building/'s with a strong fence plus a perimiter fence
Buildings with a strong fence plus a very large fence at least 1/2 miles from the bulidings that stops wandering zombies
36. Do you have any medical conditions?
None
Diabetes, insulin dependent (you'll die don't bother conpleting the test)
Diabetes, not insulin dependent
Heart problems
Seizures
Other debilitating conditions
37. Do you own a car/motorbike/bicycle?
No
Yes, a car
Yes, a SUV/4x4
Yes, a sports motorbike
Yes, a of road motorbike
Yes, a bicycle
38. How do you kill a zombie?
Destroy the brain
Cut of the head
Blow it up
Shoot it
Stab it in the heart with a wooden stake
Holy water
39. Can you tame zombies?
Yes
No
Yes, with prayer/holy water
40. What's an ideal location to take refuge in?
Police station
Hospital
Church
Prison
Army barracks
Apartment building
41. Could you survive without luxury's? Such as: computers, ipod, electricity, showers, a toilet, etc
No
If I had to
Yes
42. You find a survivor, what do you do?
Shoot him, he could be infected
Hold him at gunpoint untill he proves he/she's not infected, then befriend them
Invite him to tag along
Tell him to go away, so you can proceed solo
43. How long, on average does a zombie "live" for?
Less than 1 year
1-2 years
2-5 years
5-10 years
Over 10 years
They live for ever
44. Do zombies need to feed to survive?
No
Yes, Brains
Yes, Human flesh
Yes, any flesh

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