The ULTIMATE Stupid Test!

Have you been told that you are agenius? If you have - or even if you haven't - try the ULTIMATE stupid test to see just how clever you really are. This quiz was made by Hannah so please comment on it because I would love to know what you think about it.

There are many people who claim to be geniusis but you caould be one of the very few people in the world who actually is a genius. Or you could take this test and find out that you are in fact stupid. If you are, study nd come back soon and try again!!

1. What is your age?
Under 18 Years Old
18 to 24 Years Old
25 to 30 Years Old
31 to 40 Years Old
41 to 50 Years Old
51 to 60 Years Old
Over 60 Years Old
2. What is your gender?
Male
Female
3. OK, starting off easy now. WHAT...IS...2+2?
9
4
5
3
Chicken?
6
4. Just a random question, doesn't really count in the result - Where are you from?
England/Britain (the best country ever - yeah!!)
America
Jamaica man!
Australia
Russia (or somewhere in Asia)
Other
5. What letter in the alphabet comes after O?
Q
R
P
L
N
Don't have a flippin clue
6. If you saw a man lying on the ground with blood pouring out of him, what would you do?
Run. Run for the hills!!
Dial 999 and help him
Can't use a phone, don't know a thing about medical stuff - to hell with him!
Dial 999 and leave
Laugh at him for 24 hours
Go home and lock the doors and windows
7. A sock is to a foot as a glove is to a?
Hand - obviously
Foot
Sock
WTF?
8. One of your worst enemies is walking up to your front door - you:
Close all the curtains and turn off the lights
Listen to what they have to say
What's an enemy?
Answer the door but say that you are busy
Invite them in and poisen their food - mwa ha ha!
9. Did you know the word 'gullible' has been taken out of the dictionary?
Really?
No it hasn't, that's just a cheap joke
I'm not sure
WTF?
10. How many hours of homework do you do in a day?
Don't go to school
All day everyday!
None - can't read, can't write
Mmmm, around 3
I do as much as my teacher tells me to do!
1 - I try to do as least as possible
11. What does BBC stand for?
I don't know
British Broadcasting Corperation - next please!
What's BBC?
Burnt Barbecue Chicken
Bermuda Building Constructors
Chicken Wings?
12. What is the English flag called?
Stars and Stripes
Barbecue?
Um, the red cross - is that right?
Union Jack
Cross of Saint George
I don't have a clue - I'm not a LIMEY!!
13. You are walking home from a club, and you see a man trying to mug an old woman - what do you do?
Go and punch his brains out!
Do the right thing and call 999
Walk away - you've had one too many martinis
Uh, what does mug mean?
Old women can wait - I've got me a KFC!
Talk him out of it using wit, charm and sensitivity
14. OK last question...Do YOU think you are smart?
Dunno...maybe...I suppose
Yes, I get top marks in everything!
Isn't that what this quiz is for?
Chicken!
Mmmm, a bit
Yeah, why not, I'm only drunk on guinness right now so hey! Who cares right?

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