The Tommyboy Quiz

Are fat, ugly and possibly have a slight case of mental retardation? Do you love eating and long road trips? THEN THIS IS THE QUIZ FOR YOU! This is the Tommyboy Quiz. We all want to be like him. But who among us actually is? Take the quiz and find out.

Do you LOVE Chris Farley movies? Then take this quiz about one of his finest works of art. The Tommyboy Quiz. Find out if you should actually legally change your name to Tommy Callahan!

1. What is your age?
Under 18 Years Old
18 to 24 Years Old
25 to 30 Years Old
31 to 40 Years Old
41 to 50 Years Old
51 to 60 Years Old
Over 60 Years Old
2. What is your gender?
Male
Female
3. Do you enjoy putting a slender coat around your disgusting, fat and bloated body while waving your arms back and forth?
Yes
No
No, but it sounds fun
4. Your brother ccomes up to greet you. What do you do?
Shake his hand
Give em a hand sandwich
Wrap your big arms around em and give em a tight loving squeeze
Do the truffle shuffle dance
5. Finish the sentence. "I can a good look at a bull's butt by sticking my head up there but..."
I'd rather take his word for it
Wait. No. It's gotta be your bull.
I'd rather go cow tipping
I'm outta time.
6. There were signers of the Declaration of Independence. Among them were Thomas Jefferson, Benjamin Franklin, George Washington and...
John Wilkes Booth
Chris Farely
Herbie Hancock
John Hancock
7. Have you ever eaten paint chips as a kid?
Of course!
Nope
Haha! Why?
8. This lyric is from what musical group. "Don't you remember you told me ya loved me baby. You said you'd be comin' back this way again baby..."
Nirvana
The Hives
The Carpenters
Michael Bolton
9. What do you like to do in your spare time?
Draw lovely portraits of myself
Dance the night away
Listen to Bing Crosby's Greatest Hits
Take a dump in a box and mark it "Gauranteed"
10. What seems like a likely career option for you?
Rugby star
Guitarist
Salesman
Village Idiot
11. Which description sounds most like you?
I'm a scorpio, I like biking and I've never been paid
I'm always angry at something
I'm happy go lucky
I enjoy the sweet sounds of Kenny G and I adore strawberries
12. Which of these best describes your moto?
We don't take no prisoners
We don't take no for an answer
We don't take no crap from anyone
We don't take, we give
13. You're walking past a pretty girl. What do you do?
You get uncontrollable spasms of giggling
You use your boyish charm and wit to get her number
You puff out your chest and "give her the old weight room thing"
You pretend she doesn't exist
14. What is your reaction when you miss the bus?
HOLY SHNICKIES!!!
Time to run...
Mom can drive me...
I knew I shoulda woken up sooner!
15. What would you enjoy most seeing?
A basketball game
A conciert
An awesome car show
A deer ravage through your friend's car
16. Where do you live?
South Lebanon, Ohio
Paris, France
Sandusky, Ohio
IN A VAN DOWN BY THE RIVER!!!
17. Which of these would you most likely do?
Ride every roller coaster in the park till ya vomit
Enter a writting contest
Learn martial arts
Act like a lunatic and light toy cars on fire
18. What do enjoy doing with your friends?
Just hanging out
Cow tipping
burning books
Going places
19. How many years of college do you plan attending if any?
4 but I took 7
Just 4
6-10
3
1

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