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Are you a loser? Maybe! But what kind? Are you an emo, chav, nerd, geek, or loser? Test yourself with the 'Am I a Loser?' quiz, and have a laugh with my geeky quiz.

Hey Loser! Are you a loser? Maybe just a nerd? If these questions are burning in your mind, take this Loser Test to find out now! It's very important!

Created by: zvghdffd

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What is your age?
- Under 18 Years Old
- 18 to 24 Years Old
- 25 to 30 Years Old
- 31 to 40 Years Old
- 41 to 50 Years Old
- 51 to 60 Years Old
- Over 60 Years Old
What is your gender?
- Male
- Female

When I wake up in the morning, I normally...
- Want to cry myself back to sleep.
- Plan on going out with my crew and hanging out with them.
- Start studying, of course!
- Plan on playing World of Warcraft for the next 17 hours.
- Continue my live action role playing game.
- Get dressed and ready to go to work or school if it's a week day.
When approaching someone I find attractive, I normally...
- Piss myself and run away... usually crying.
- Show them how many songs you have on your iPod.
- Do their homework for them.
- Invite them to a secret 'Magic: The Gathering' gathering at Barnes and Nobles.
- Make sure your shoes are on the correct foot, and pull out your wedgie.
- Take them on a nice date.
Who do you look up to the most from the list below?
- Pete Wentz
- Eminem
- Albert Einstein
- Steve Jobs
- Napoleon Dynamite
- Reggie Bush
Where do you sit in class?
- Side
- With a crew member
- Front and center
- Middle
- In the back
- Behind the good-looking student, so I can smell their hair...
How disgusting is your room?
- Have a few posters, and the occasional piece of clothing lying around.
- Quite messy, I cannot see the floor of my place and actually don't remember if I have carpet or wood floors.
- Not at all. Totally spic and span!
- Pretty cluttered, some old take-out, too.
- It's a biohazard, snot rags everywhere and it smells like wet hamster.
- Clean enough to bring friends over.
Your typical Friday night is spent how?
- Cut myself, cry and try to kill myself.
- Do graffiti art, hang out in the street or at McDonalds or cause trouble/harm somewhere.
- Study, of course.
- File share/download (or write) a new computer program.
- Pickin' my nose.
- On a date or out with friends.
Accomplishing which of the following would make you feel proud?
- Overcoming my fears.
- Getting rich.
- Figuring out a complex math/science problem.
- Building my own computer.
- Burping the alphabet.
- Asking out a long-time crush.
Who do you usually sit with at lunch time?
- With my small tight-knit group of friends.
- My crew.
- Smart people like myself.
- Friends who're in the same fan club as me.
- No one.
- Cool people who love me! We usually sit at the back table and we grab tons of extra chairs to fit everyone.
Does being around a member of the opposite sex make you feel nervous?
- I don't know
- Nope
- Always
- Most times
- Sometimes
- Hardly
Would you say you're athletic?
- Oh, yeah, like I want to play sports with a bunch of heartless jocks who think it's okay to hurt other people.
- Init! I'm da best!
- No.
- Well, I do online gaming. Yes! Many consider this as a sport.
- Only if puffing on an inhaler while running from bullies is a sport.
- Yes.
What's your dream job?
- Rockstar
- Dancer
- Scientist
- Mechanic
- Janitor
- Billionare
How would you describe your look?
- Lots of black... tight t-shirts and skinny jeans.
- Blueberry jacket, my tracksuit and that cap I bought.
- Neat and tidy, glasses, nose in a book.
- Messy (maybe colorful) hair, glasses optional, ironic t-shirt.
- I wear pretty much the same thing for a week at a time.
- Pretty normal, I guess.
What kind of music do you like?
- Metalcore
- Rap
- Classical
- Techno
- None
- A mix of different types of music
Number of hours spent on a computer today? (not including work/school)
- I post a lot of poetry and song lyrics online
- I have a myspace account, but don't keep up with it enough
- 5
- 10
- 20
- Enough to check email and IM some friends
You think lighting farts is...
- No, not cool.
- Dangerous, but hilarious.
- A myth, I've never been able to do it.
- Necessary, considering the smell.
- A nice way to spend a Sunday afternoon.
- Just showing off.
Do you know how to dance?
- Rocking out to Metallica.
- Break-dancing, duh.
- No.
- Well, I can program a dancing baby.
- I can rock the waltz and know how to polka!
- Yes.
How is your love life?
- I masturbate alone in the dark, crying, fantasizing of a life not quite as depressing as my own.
- I have plenty of sex, too much sex. Why can't I stop?? I'm diseased.
- It would be perfect, if only she/he knew I liked her/him.
- The breakup was two years ago and I haven't been able to look at another person since.
- I hate romance and the whole idea of it. It's stupid for peteys sake.
- Business is good.
If you had $1,000,000 what would you do with it?
- Donate it all to charity.
- Buy some BLING, a cooler mobile phone, and some awesome clothes.
- Save it for college.
- Install a new, faster-running computer.
- Buy a life-time supply of bubble gum.
- Take that hottie out for a spin.
What kind of relationship would be ideal?
- Someone who can see my soul through my many layers... of eyeliner.
- Anyone who I could get alot of action from.
- Someone who has the same above-average intelligence level as mine.
- Someone who is an expert gamer.
- We don't allow the opposite sex in our D&D club.
- Someone loving, caring, and sweet.
What do you most like to do for fun?
- Going to shows
- Graffiti art
- Reading
- Video games
- Collectible card games
- Hanging out with friends
You and your friends are hanging out and you get bored, what do you decide to do?
- Watch a heartfelt movie and cry at the end.
- Go and cause a riot down town.
- Have a study group.
- Compete in a semi-chess competition.
- Play Dungeons and Dragons to find the true master of the King Dragadon Reality, in a seperate universe called Epilateral Mongoose.
- Partying. Life is short, so lets have fun!
How would you describe the contents of your backpack?
- Filled with crumpled old love notes, poems, drawings, and my diary.
- Loaded with my sports equipment.
- Loaded with books I read for school, and for fun.
- Loaded with my iPod, PDA, cell phone, and other gadgets.
- Who knows... but it kinda smells.
- Books, lunch, the usual.
Complete this sentence: Dungeons and Dragons are...
- Does it occupy me while I'm cutting myself?
- What?
- Dungeons are real and dragons are fiction, both hearken back to medieval times.
- An RPG that dorks are totally obsessed with.
- Yeah! ...the coolest thing EVER!
- One of the most popular pen and paper RPG's in the world.
Have you ever used a graphing calculator outside of a math class?
- Um, no.
- Not sure what those are...
- Of course!
- A few times to program cool images.
- No, the keys are too junked up to use anymore.
- Why would anyone do that?
How do you wear your jeans?
- My pants are never tight enough.
- The baggier the better!
- Above the waist.
- On the waist.
- Below the waist.
- I only wear hypoallergenic cotton, I'm allergic to denim.
Have you ever owned a watch that is also a calculator?
- Um, no. But I wear a black wristband, to hide the scars on my wrist...
- Yes, and it's covered in bling!
- Heh, yeah!
- No, but that'd be awesome.
- I don't wear a watch, and when someone asks, I say, "It's a hair past a freckle!" Heh.
- Those things exist?
How often are you on MySpace?
- I have a Livejournal and a Makeoutclub account instead.
- Occasionally.
- I'm not on MySpace.
- Last month? No... that can't be right...
- Is that the internets thingy?
- Always checking out the hotties.
If someone called you a loser, how would you react?
- Walk away... crying.
- Kick their face in.
- Nothing, because I'm smarter than them.
- Nothing, because I'm obsessed with Star Wars/Star Trek/Buffy, etc.
- Probably 'cause THEY'RE a loser and they can't get dates/attention/party invites, etc.
- I don't know, but my mom says she's the only friend I need.
Last question, why are you taking this quiz?
- Just killing time before I kill myself.
- For fun.
- I want to know the truth.
- I take quizzes like this in my pastime.
- I'm curious.
- Bored.

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