Are you a dejected loser?

The world is full of dejected losers. Ever wonder if you are one of them? Find out here... Answer truthfully and you will see the light. Lie, and the quiz will know.

Warning: this quiz may reveal things about you that you never wanted to know. It's like a window into your soul. If you truly are a dejected loser, there is no helping you. This is for realization purposes only.

1. What is your age?
Under 18 Years Old
18 to 24 Years Old
25 to 30 Years Old
31 to 40 Years Old
41 to 50 Years Old
51 to 60 Years Old
Over 60 Years Old
2. What is your gender?
Male
Female
3. When I wake up in the morning, I normally...
want to cry myself back to sleep.
plan out who I will humiliate or destroy today.
get dressed and ready to go to work or school if it's a week day.
plan on playing World of Warcraft for the next 17 hours.
4. When approaching someone I find attractive, I normally...
piss myself and run away, usually crying.
flip them off and call them a fake or a poser.
compliment them or start a conversation.
invite them to a secret 'Magic: The Gathering' gathering at Barnes and Noble.
5. If I saw someone hitting on my significant other, I would say...
with tears in my eyes, "Why are you doing this??"
nothing. I would shotgun-blast them both in the face.
"Hey, not cool. Go find your own guy/girl," and step between them.
"F*ck off, Aragorn. Arwen is MY elf biatch," to the TV screen.
6. If I was stuck on a desert island, the one person I'd probably want to be stuck with is...
my mother.
no one. Anyone else would be killed.
a famous celebrity.
the girl who plays the hot elf from Lord of the Rings.
7. Out of the following websites, my favorite would have to be...
http://cuteoverload.com
http://www.lifesucks.info
http://www.myspace.com
http://www.worldofwarcraftempire.com
8. If I was in the middle of a great book, it would most likely be about...
overcoming your fears.
weapons or hate.
something historically badass, like the crusades.
Harry Potter... duh.
9. My idea of a good time would most likely be...
watching a heartfelt movie and crying at the end.
shooting or stabbing things.
hanging out with my good friends.
watching anime.
10. The person I look up to the most out of the following is...
Oprah.
Hitler.
A close relative.
Leonard Nimoy (Spock).
11. Out of the following jobs, I would most want...
nursing home assistant.
lethal injection specialist.
famous actor/actress.
Dungeonmaster (for real).
12. If someone called me a dejected loser to my face, I would...
with teary eyes, say, "Well, I guess you're entitled to your opinion..."
kick their face in.
Laugh, say whatever, and call them a loser back.
not hear them over the Japanese techno blasting from my DDR game.

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