The Internet & Genius Quiz

Before you start I just want to make it clear that you are expected to use the internet! Get out a online dictionary, and get ready to Google away. Search through all your resources for the answers!

I'd like to wish you good luck. You are about to embark on an extremely difficult test. How well you do really depends on how much you want it. And of course, how much genius blood you have inside.

What is your age?
Under 18 Years Old
18 to 24 Years Old
25 to 30 Years Old
31 to 40 Years Old
41 to 50 Years Old
51 to 60 Years Old
Over 60 Years Old
What is your gender?
Male
Female
1. In Blackjack if the dealer is showing a 4 and you have an 8 and a 7, then what should you commence to do in a mathematically correct way?
Hit
Stay
Split
Double
2. When construed Timbo means third. There are 13 blimbos, and the highest blimbo is 18 plimbos high, and the lowest blimbo is a timbo of the highest ones height. There are 8 plimbos which are a timbo more than the lowest blimbo in height. Is it possible t
Yes
No
Maybe so
Impossible to tell
Yes, if fractional amounts of plimbos are allowed.
3. What is number of the most straws ever stuffed in oneâ??s mouth, minus the number of the most bowling bowls ever stacked one on top of the other?
1600
390
367
200
4. Write the number of squares on a chess board. Find the antepenultimate, write it in numerical form and multiply it by the numerical form of the antepenultimate of the word antenuptial.
70
60
80
40
5. Jimmy is has an aunt, who has a son, who has a wife, who had a daughter. How is the daughter relate to Jimmy?
First cousin once removed
Second cousin once removed
Second cousin
Cousin
6. If you take marijuana, then what do you mean when you refer to dope?
Heroin
Marijuana
Any type of illegal substance
7. You are in Adelaide, on a nice Thursday night, with a magic teleporting machine. Where do you go to, if you feel like a Friday?
Tokyo
Dubai
Cairo
Chicago
8. What is the Hex triplet of the third colour in the rainbow?
#FFFF00
#800080
#0000FF
#000000
9. A medieval coat of mail consisting of metal rings sewn onto leather or cloth has a specific name. Type the last syllable of the name into YouTube. Take the second word of the result with the most views. Now type that word, followed by the longest word in
Golf
Guitar
Drums
Tennis
10. Good! You are good at following instructions if you got the last one right. Now go into your backyard and eat some plain ants. What do they taste like?
Bitter and tangy like lemons.
Nutty and creamy like cake.
In large doses like crab meat.
All crunch and no taste.
They taste like ash or charcoal, like burnt food.
11. All these creatures (or groups of creatures) have a mythical creature related to them. Number 2 has been done already. Try and form an English word. Goat, lion, serpent. Tall human = Ogre. The first letter of Ogre is O Eagle, lion. Human, lion.
Logs
Lost
Cost
Cogs
Cods
Lots
12. Which gives you the WORST odds of surviving?
Being a character in the credits of Buffy the Vampire Slayer.
Being on the Titanic when it crashed.
Being a newborn in Africa.

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