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Since you were a little boy/girl/other, were you cruelly opressed? Did your parents beat you with wrapping paper tubes and call you a dunderhead? Were you forced to sleep under a blanket that didn't match your curtains? Did the dog steal your toys and the cat get hair all over your clothes? Did your brother throw moist towelettes at you, and your sister made you watch the shopping channel for 7 hours straight? Did you sit there in your footsie pajamas and think, "If only I could get away from it all!" If so, your solution lies in this quiz!!

I am offering you a truely great offer. My offer is to offer you to come join me in my lovely pandemonious emporium. Have you always dreamed of rabid unicorns gazing in your yard? Granite statues of pickles in the bathroom? Or a robot that delivers you juice boxes 24/7? How about a whole guarded armory- just for your underwear? Well I ofer you to come to my stupendous mansion-o-fun where imagination and wierdness flow like my diarrhea after drinking a McDonalds Frappe!! You can serve me, stay in my house and get paid an excelent salary!! Live the unique, fun, wonderous life you've always dreamed of! Just take my quiz to see if your wierdness qualifies!!!

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What is your age?
Under 18 Years Old
18 to 24 Years Old
25 to 30 Years Old
31 to 40 Years Old
41 to 50 Years Old
51 to 60 Years Old
Over 60 Years Old
What is your gender?
Male
Female
1. This is a- hey, this is a one- HEY!! I'M TALKING YOU W*TH P*STE MORON!!! Anyway, this quiz is a one riGHT ANSER QWIZ. DO You th1nk y0u h@v3 wut 1t t@k3$ to finush?>???!!!11
No
No
No
Yes
Braccas Meas Vescemini
Sticky notes
2. I've got a pizz@ cruMB in my eye!!!!!
zSo?
Monkey says Moo
Puddytat
10098636723465rqlxzmnalt+delete
3. So, you got this farr..POP QUIZ!!!! what do you make of the word speedofart???
speed of art
speedo fart
speedofar t
hoersie
what the biscuts????
4. What is the square root of 1045.310 divided by the fifth didget of Einstien's 16th equasion?
YES!!!!
idk lol
YoU DON't know me, CARol!! You don'T know m3!! *sobs*
667.89
eeeeek a MOUSE/truck??!!!
cereal
5. "I have noot yet begun to _____"
urinate
[this is the rong answer??!!] flip my trip
6. What's your mother's name?
Refridgerator
MarthA
Apple p1e
w*th p*ste, whats your problem??
Monster trucks are yummy
7. Wh@t'$ y0ur f@v0r1t3 $ch00l $ubj3ct?
Histomath
Science (we dissect the teacher)
Anti-social studies [pRoBaBlY tHe WrIgHt AnSwEr]
p0rk ch0ps
potty training 101
I don't go to school because I'm stuck in a trash kan with osama bin laden
8. cn y rd ths sly r nt cz prbbly cn't
What???
Could you repeat that???
Loin cloth
O_o
weheeee! riding narslogs is fun!!
No
9. What's your favorite color?
The blood of my enemies
YOUR MOP!!!!
Green
yellow [like the yummy snow]
red
CRACK!
10. I am awesome and you are _____
A dummy
A moron
An imbecle
A ninny
A flat out nMORON!!! *sobs*
A toilet pluncger
11. Are you enjoying this so far? [Effects your scoar]
YES!!!!
It's ok
n0t r3@lly
no
I liek racecarz
12. d03$ 1t @nn0y y0u wh3n 1 t@lk l1k3 th1$?? `
n0 br0 1 d0 1t 2
OMYPICKLES YES!!!!!!
penguins
0000
13. What is the commie-spankin', cotton pickin' best word for poop??
icky poo
excrement [yum,]
dookie
brown n' beautifuls
joose boks
collectibles
14. Do you (you read this you lose) wear designer bloomers?
w*th p*ste yes!!!
it's all i wear...it's all i own...it's all i am
no
what's underwear??? 0_o
yes i had some for lunch
15. What city do you live in??
Jerkston
Loserville
Moron Heights
Idiot Lane
Please! Nobody just "lives" anymore! Nerd...
Ninnytown
16. How do you like your toots?
Nice and juicy
Loud and Big
Silent but deadly....
Mediocre
Tiny
SHIVER ME TIMBERS!!!!!!!
17. Arr, what be yer poopin' type, matey?
Bricks, man...
w*th p*ste CINDER BLOCKS!!!111
like a muddy river...
solid and dry
nice and messy
IF YOU CLICK THIS YOU GET A FREE MASSAGE!
18. What pretty shape will yu select? This determines your fate...and your FABRIC SOFTENER...meh heh heh
19. Is this quiz over yet??? I'm hungry...and I have to pee, mommy!
NO!! NOW SHUT UP AND EAT YOUR CELERY!!!
mAyBe...
noo, I liek dis!!
♂ rule
CAW!!! CAW@!!!! IT'S A CROW ATTACK!!! CAW CAW!!!
Drugs r for n00bs
20. True or false: This is questio number 19!
True
True
Artichoke
True
No, it's number 78
EGASSEM SIHT EDOCED TONNAC UOY
21. What of these items do you put in your eye??
Pianos
Classic literature
RubbIng Alcohol!!!
Fire
Contact lenses
Pants
22. Hiya!!
I like The Sims
Rory the all powerful monkey
potty break
nose break
glass break
23. What do you do when someone cuts you in line?
Take away his knife
Chuck a sheep at his pelvis
Cut in front of him
"Excuse me, but I think you may have made an error. I previously was in that spot, and if you would be so kind, I would like it back."
Scream at him in Siamese
Eh, I'm Canadian, so I'll let him push me around.
24. Pick a number
1
67
4
883
97
2
25. Well, this is the last question...
FINALLY!!!!
Aw, maan...
Lasers are fun
Great French Bichons, I've been Robbed!!!
ok
26. Just kidding, suckers
Right...
8
Chinese
Shiny apples
░░░░▒▒▒▒▓▓▓▓
I AM a sucker
27. Thanks for taking le quiz!!! I'll be making a second one!! Will you take it??
YES
yes
ye,s
yes
Yes
seY

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