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Since you were a little boy/girl/other, were you cruelly opressed? Did your parents beat you with wrapping paper tubes and call you a dunderhead? Were you forced to sleep under a blanket that didn't match your curtains? Did the dog steal your toys and the cat get hair all over your clothes? Did your brother throw moist towelettes at you, and your sister made you watch the shopping channel for 7 hours straight? Did you sit there in your footsie pajamas and think, "If only I could get away from it all!" If so, your solution lies in this quiz!!

I am offering you a truely great offer. My offer is to offer you to come join me in my lovely pandemonious emporium. Have you always dreamed of rabid unicorns gazing in your yard? Granite statues of pickles in the bathroom? Or a robot that delivers you juice boxes 24/7? How about a whole guarded armory- just for your underwear? Well I ofer you to come to my stupendous mansion-o-fun where imagination and wierdness flow like my diarrhea after drinking a McDonalds Frappe!! You can serve me, stay in my house and get paid an excelent salary!! Live the unique, fun, wonderous life you've always dreamed of! Just take my quiz to see if your wierdness qualifies!!!