The Canterbury pilgrim auditions

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You are a very vindictive feminist who will use sex to get exactly what you want. You love taking long walks on the beach with men you control. For more info, call 1-900-USEAMAN.

Created by: Roger
1. What is your age?
Under 18 Years Old
18 to 24 Years Old
25 to 30 Years Old
31 to 40 Years Old
41 to 50 Years Old
51 to 60 Years Old
Over 60 Years Old
2. What is your gender?
Male
Female
3. If you had to chose one, who would you be like?
Monica Lewinsky
Marilyn Monroe
Tanya Harding
Lorraina Bobbit
4. Your plane is about to crash and theres only one parachute, but theres one other person on the plane, do you keep the chute for yourself or do you give it to the 90 year old woman?
keep it yourself
give to the woman
5. You have the date of your dreams this evening, but right before you leave you get a call from your 90 year old grandmother who says she needs to be bailed out of jail, meaning you would miss your date; what do you do?
Let her rot in jail
go bail her out and miss your date
6. What is your favorite undergarment?
boxers
briefs
nothing
Chasity belt
7. What is your favorite food?
oysters
cherrys
steaks
caviar
8. How many children do you have or want?
none
1-2
2-4
4-6
Can't count that high
9. Would you return a stolen wallet?
yes
no
yes but without the money
10. Choose the best movie.
Rambo
Indecent Proposal
Grumpy Old Men
Debie D... Dallas
11. Favorite President.
Bill Clinton
Nixon
Lincoln
12. Favorite place.
Bedroom
Bathroom
Kitchen

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