1. What is your age? Under 18 Years Old 18 to 24 Years Old 25 to 30 Years Old 31 to 40 Years Old 41 to 50 Years Old 51 to 60 Years Old Over 60 Years Old 2. What is your gender? Male Female 3. First things first. What's your physical type? Strong, muscular but lean -- I don't like six packs Big, strong and brawny Lean and aesthetic - I don't want a gym rat I don't care about his looks, I will love him for his mind It doesn't matter as long as he's cute 4. What's the first thing that pops into your head on your first date? (It's a blind date.) Oh God, he's prettier than me. Holy cr*p, he's wearing awful clothes. I hate him! He's cocky and sardonic. He's got nice eyes but he's short. What's with the stupid hat? My friend must have made a mistake. I think he's gay. 5. What's your first kiss like? It will be like a burst of cherry blossoms. Quite snake-like --- suddenly I was surrounded, like a boa constrictor's prey. One word: fireworks. Awkward, but sweet. He seems really out of practice. We won't have a first kiss -- he will lead me straight to his bed. 6. What does he wear to work? Basic black some weird white outfit he made himself, with matching shoes old-fashioned clogs wild printed shirts 7. What's his personal sense of style, though? He has several custom-made accessories that cost a bundle. He likes fashionable, tight clothes that reveal his good physique. He has a hard time shopping for clothes due to his size. His wardrobe's a disaster -- he thinks bellbottoms are cool! I want to burn his favorite clothes, including his stupid striped hat. He's so good to me, I don't really notice what he's wearing! 8. What's the best gift that he will ever give you? His last name without a pre-nup. He's very rich and generous. Candy. Lots of candy. And two insane personal assistants to attend to my every whim. He's not big on gifts but he does bring me breakfast in bed all the time. He gave me so many designer clothes, now I'm the most chic girl in town. Nothing much really -- he just saved my life. Well, once when we were broke he joined this singing contest and won this cheesy baboon stuffed toy as a consolation prize... 9. What's the best gift you can ever give him? My love and devotion -- his life was colorless before he met me. A top-of-the-line professional sewing machine. A new guitar. A new fountain pen -- he always has a ton of paperwork. A swift kick to the head. Lollipops. Lots of them. 10. What's his mental age? Oh, just a few thousand years older than me. I swear he's been through the reincarnation cycle too many times -- he's too wise. Sometimes he acts his age. Other times he's a dense little boy. He pretends to act younger than he really is. I'm not worried about his mental age -- it's his REAL age that he doesn't want to reveal. 11. What's his attitude toward rules and authority? He's the most unethical person on the planet. Sometimes he'll bend the rules if I ask him. He's soft that way. He's a real rule breaker. He doesn't care for authority figures. He's a real stickler for the law, it's scary. He has his own sense of moral standards, walking the fine line between accepted authority and his own sense of justice. When he's in doubt about something, he tries to remember what his Abuelo would advise given the situation. 12. Enough about serious stuff! Where would you take him to relax and have fun? A videoke bar that serves overflowing sake. A great outdoor concert with lots of big name bands. New York, Paris or Milan during Fashion Week. A nice member's only club with vintage wine, choice cigars, and a good billiard table. A quiet picnic by the beach, with lots of his favorite food specially prepared. The new Science and Tech museum in the city. 13. Are you looking for someone for the long haul? Hell yes! I'm old enough for marriage. He is, too. Hell no! I'm too young to think of that. I don't want to be tied down to anyone. I like to come and go as I please -- he does, too. I want to have fun right now, but it would be nice if he was serious about me. I want to take my time and I'm looking for someone who does the same. Jeez, I'm already planning the wedding as I answer this. 14. Do you want to have children? Yes, lots and lots of kids! Maye one or two -- but not now! Uhm. I think he's too old to father children. I don't think he can have kids -- he didn't have any with his first wife. But we can adopt... Oh, you asked another serious question! I just want to have fun with my guy. He likes kids but he will not want the responsibility of taking care of his own. 15. Do you want your guy to be protective of you? Yuck. I'm an independent woman, I can take care of myself. I want a guy who knows when I can fight my own battles. I like protective! I want him to rescue me from every dangerous situation. I like protective guys so much I don't care if he smothers me with his attention. It depends on how he does it -- I don't like macho guys, I prefer gentlemen. 16. Is money, status, and family background important to you? Not really. It's more important that he got where he is now from the sweat of his own efforts. Money and status is important -- better if it runs in the family. It would be great if he turned out to be from minor nobility! It would be really cool if he had a unique family background with strange traditions. I don't care about that kind of stuff! I'm the black sheep of my family. 17. Are you attracted to smart guys? I only date guys at the top of their class. I've been known to date boy geniuses that I've taught a thing or two. Smart -- yes. Mad scientist? Hell yes. Intelligence is nice but even the smart guys act stupid sometimes. Intelligence is overrated. Give me someone with nice six biceps! Intelligence has nothing to do with wisdom. 18. How would you like your guy to express his feelings for you? Through beautiful haikus written with flawless calligraphy. I don't like lots of mushy words. If he looks at me across the room, I can see the love. He expresses his love for me through death threats to other men trying to kill me. Oh, he'd be very dramatic about it. He'd do something silly, like shoot arrows into the sky announcing it to the world. He'll write a song for me and perform it live with his band. FEELINGS? Love? I thought we were just talking about boyfriends here. 19. Enough of these insane serious questions. Let's go with word associations! strawberry tattoos ice pretty shadows glasses 20. Finally! Last question, and this might be the most important one. Can you trust him? Hell no. I never know what he's planning behind my back! Yes. He's loyal but let's be honest, he's had lapses of judgment before. Absolutely. He's my best friend whether he knows it or not. Definitely. He's always got my best interests at heart. Of course. How can you ask that?