The Awesomenessâ„¢ Guage!

If you think this topic has a real purpose, you obviously don't know me, and probably shouldn't be taking the quiz. So here I am writing more since they apparently want more characters than I typed the first time around.

If you dare (and are up for a laugh or 12), feel free to proceed... Dun, dun, DUUUUUUUN! And thus the dramatic exit music is ruined by the need for more meaningless text. So here you go, wasting time before taking the greatest quiz EVER.

1. What is your age?
Under 18 Years Old
18 to 24 Years Old
25 to 30 Years Old
31 to 40 Years Old
41 to 50 Years Old
51 to 60 Years Old
Over 60 Years Old
2. What is your gender?
Male
Female
3. Would you like to take a survey?
I'd rather eats beans.
I'd rather watch a charlie sheen movie.
I'd rather watch a movie of charlie sheen eating beans.
In soviet russia beans eat YOU!
4. Do you have any idea what the previous answers were about?
Yes.
No.
Huh?!
BEANS!!
5. Would you consider yourself a violent person?
I love everything to death.
I love everything TO DEATH!!!!
No, and dont listen to what the intensive care unit says.
Remind me to ask my next victim.
6. A good looking stranger walks up and opens a chest before you. What's the first thing you notice?
A pair of scissors... hehe scissors.
Bees... with lasers...on their heads.
Knives... cause money cant buy knives.
Railgun...oooh... wait, wheres the instruction manual.
7. Think of you favorite cheese... do you:
Fold it in half and cut it into elaborate designs.
Ignore it because its boring you now.
Embark on a quest to find waldo...psyyyyyyyyych!
Make high tech swiss cheese...AWESOMENESS�!
8. When going to the grocery store, what do you look for in a woman?
Unlimited free samples *wink-wink*
High quality melons.
USDA grade a rump roast.
A sexy, available brother.
9. The checkout girl has (insert answer 6)...you:
Ask foR HeR superVIsoR...
*wink wink* *nudge nudge*
... ... ... ...
Tell your subordinate to inform the men.
10. The sun is mass of incandesent gas...
You must die, i alone am best.
The starboard bow... oh... my god we're going down.
It was a man...maybe it was a dragon-man.
It picks up a bus, then throws it back down...as it wades through the buildings, toward the center of town.
11. How wicked are your licks?
Widdly waaaahhh...
Meadily meadily meadily meeeeeeee...
Bom chica wah wah...
Yeaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaay!
12. This one's amazing...
Game over, man!!1!one!!1eleventy-one!1!!shift-one!!
I have to lose twenty more pounds OR ILL NEVER BE PRETTY!!!
You team-killing f*cktard!!
It HUNGERS...for MOOOOOORE!

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