The Absentminded Professor

Why does anyone make such a quiz? I suppose in this case it would be all in the pursuit of art and discovery; to see if the efforts will bring results. So I thank you for your attention.

The prologue: How Much of an Absentminded Professor are You? As your curiosity grows, enticing you, and catching hold roughly of your shirt, chin and eyes, please dear friend, come inside.

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1. What is your age?
Under 18 Years Old
18 to 24 Years Old
25 to 30 Years Old
31 to 40 Years Old
41 to 50 Years Old
51 to 60 Years Old
Over 60 Years Old
2. What is your gender?
3. What do you see when you look in a mirror?
Nothing out of the ordinary, just yourself
Alice Liddell
An unknown entity
A sea monkey
Half an image
David Jones
4. Where does your faith lie?
At the bottom of God's heart
On the stage of men and women
In stranger things than love and life
Within hope and mercy
Faith is an illusion
5. Who would you say is most fit to be hung?
A celebrity who shall remain unknown
Elmo, Barney, Spongebob, ect.
All of humanity, including yourself
a religious party who shall remain unknown
6. What colour are your days on average?
A combination of blue, grey, and yellow hues
Black as the darkness within you
The colour of a frail heartbeat in your ear
As bright as pastel crayons
Clear, as white isn't a colour
Tie-dye has nothing on you
7. How would you classify yourself?
Soul stealing, heartwrenchingly intense
So normal it hurts others
An artistic mess
Sexually inept
A strange, alien combination of a few or all of the above
8. What is your preferred reading material?
Classics like The Hunchback of Notre Dame,Treasure Island & Shakespear
Children's literature; Diana Wynne Jones, Shel Silverstein
Cosmopolitan, Maxim, and the ilk
Modern writers such as Nora Roberts & Stephen King
A mixture of most things listed and a few not
What's reading?
9. When you don't understand something do leave it at that, or do a bit of research to find things out?
I might ask a question or two if it's over my head
Most definitely, I enjoy learning new things
I pretend to understand to keep things moving
If I get the gist of it, I'll let it go
Make a mental note of what I didn't understand, then look it up later
None of the above
10. Consternation
What the hell is that?
Something I feel greatly towards the people behind this inane quiz
One of the seven levels of Purgatory
I know, but I had to google it
But I like the cookie
11. What question would you like to ask those behind this quiz if you could?
Why me?
You were incredibly bored, weren't you?
I knew you were going to type that
It's not a question, more like a statement
None of the above
12. Which of these generes do you prefer?
AC/DC, Megadeath, Pantera, Black Sabbath
50 Cent, Black Eyed Peas, Jay Z, Christina Aguilera
Greatful Dead, Jimi Hendrix, Bob Marley
The Beach Boys, Skeeter Davis, Johnny Rivers
Flogging Molly, The Dubliners, Loreena McKennitt
Other stranger things like David Bowie and Oingo Biongo
13. 42
3.14159 ?
6x7 ?
What is Douglas Adams?
What is Don Knotts?
You shouldn't base your life off a movie
42 ?

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