Pirate v. Ninja

It's one of the oldest rivalries in the books: Ninjas verse Pirates. I'm not sure what started it, but something did (obviously. THIS SENTENCE IS ONLY TO MEET THE CHARACTER REQUIREMENT

So which side are you on? this test is to seperate the the men from the boys, and then divide the men in two. (Possible surprise ending!) THIS SENTENCE IS ONLY TO MEET THE CHARACTER REQUIREMENT

1. What is your age?
Under 18 Years Old
18 to 24 Years Old
25 to 30 Years Old
31 to 40 Years Old
41 to 50 Years Old
51 to 60 Years Old
Over 60 Years Old
2. What is your gender?
Male
Female
3. To you, a ninja is:
The enemy
An unstoppable force of nature
Better than me
A turtle
4. If you were a dessert, you would be:
An Island
A cheesecake with poisoned whipped cream
Gone in three seconds
A creampuff
5. My favorite weapon is:
An axe or very curved sword
A plastic sword
A bow
Anything that can be slipped past airport security
6. You are currently
On a boat, and... going fast, and...
Curled up on my mother/ wishing I was
Watching T.V.
Behind you
7. My perfect vacation would be:
Near the ocean
In my imaginary world
Anywhere someone important is
The Nestle's chocolate factory
8. If you lost your job as a Pirate or Ninja, your weapon would be perfect for:
Short Order restraunts:
Killing your Ex-Boss
Why do you think I was fired? Having a weapon?
I never had a job as either of those
Working at Red Lobster
Cutting a bouquet of flowers for my mother
9. What is your favorite color?
Blue, the color of the ocean!
Red, the color of blood!
Black, the color of night!
White, the color of...all...colors..?
Rainbow, the color of gays!
Darn, I used to know this one!
10. My favorite animal is a:
Cat
Dog
All animals taste good
Fish
I'm allergic to animals
11. 2+2=?
4
Ha! You couldn't finish your statement because I killed you!
Fish!
. . .
This hurteses my brain.
12. Your theme song:
Jaws
Dora the Explora
Naruto
The Green Hornet
Silence

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