OMGZ Which Deep Run Band/Guard Director are YOUUUU

Sometimes, the gayness of a band or colorguard group is defined by it's directors. And what better example to show that than the school of [we appologize, censoring had to be used]. The school of [censor] has gone through a major change of directors within the past year, changing from great to gay. Oh the shame.

Which instructor are you? Just take this quiz and find out! I mean, forreals. Like seriously. This quiz is the s---. I love it. I hate how this has to be OH MY GOD DIE

Created by: 050791
1. What is your age?
Under 18 Years Old
18 to 24 Years Old
25 to 30 Years Old
31 to 40 Years Old
41 to 50 Years Old
51 to 60 Years Old
Over 60 Years Old
2. What is your gender?
Male
Female
3. Your student has to skip practice for something important, but fails to tell you ahead of time. Next practice, when they tell you, you reply by
Dismissing them calmly, but then telling them to call ahead of time in the future
Ream them out in front of the entire band
Give a ten minute lecture about how "we're a team" and "everyone needs to act like they care about the team"
Crossly tell them to call ahead of time next time, but most likely you do this in private
4. For a possible theme of "Colors of the Underworld", a student suggests the use of flames attop of red and black 10-foot backdrops. You're response is you
Like it
LOVE it
say that it's up to the band director
Dismiss it, calling it "stupid"
5. Your catchphrase
"GUARD! COME HERE!"
"Let's go Cullah gaad or Imma bust ya Twennay Fiiiiveee"
"GET SET! INTERVALS, INTERVALS"
"You guys SSUUUCCCKKK:
6. You have a
wife
husband
niether
you're probablly gay
7. You are
Pro-Asphalt Band Camp
Pro-Green Suck-Feild Band Camp
Pro-Sashe
Pro-Sashe and Sashe and step open and step open
8. The colorguard is issued to wear hiddeous red-daisy outfits for the upcomming feild show entitled "Icey Winterland". Obviously, this has nothing whatsoever to do with the theme. You decide to
Inform the guard instructor that they need to rethink their outfits...just a little...
Reply to whoever issued them with a "f--- no" and make cool, blue/silver outfits instead
Do nothing, and try..TRY to work with it
Denounce it, saying your guard will loom "HOTTT!"
9. Your feild show will probablly win
First Place
Twelth Place
You don't give a f---
You need to go to hell
10. Overall, you care about
Your students
Your ego
Your students and the status of your show
You don't care, and it shows
11. You are
fat
ugly
bald
gay
12. With you under direction of the next fall show, the theme will probablly be
"Fire and Rain"
"Colors and Shapes"
"Moving away...and being gay!"
"The Burning feilds of Avackol"

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