iperoxes erwtiseis me apotelesmata pou mageuoun :O

ena swro me fainomenika ili8ies erwtiseis... alla den einai... OXI den einai... polloi lene oti oi apantiseis exoun megaliteri simasia apo tis erwtiseis, alla otan exeis 4 pi8anes apantiseis kai einai oles eksisou xazes tote? tote epilegeis tin apantisi pou tairiazei sti prosopiki sou ili8iotita!

ti 8a ekanes gia ta lefta? ti eisai dia8etimenos na pidikseis? poianou spiti 8a kaiges an itan na pe8aneis? ta apotelesmata mporei na mi se ksetrelanoun alla otan apantas sigoura 8a mpeis se kapoio silogismo (an fisika exeis to apaitoumeno IQ)

1. What is your age?
Under 18 Years Old
18 to 24 Years Old
25 to 30 Years Old
31 to 40 Years Old
41 to 50 Years Old
51 to 60 Years Old
Over 60 Years Old
2. What is your gender?
Male
Female
3. 8a gamouses ena alogo gia 60 ekatomiria euro? (an eisai kopela vale ti fantasia sou na doulepsei...:P)
aneta
8a to gamousa alla meta 8a ksernaga gia 2 wres kai an den koitaei kaneis....
exw kapoion agapimeno stin entatiki ara... prepei na to gamisw to zwntano... mpas kai sw8ei
oxi xriso mou! exw iperifania ti nomizes?
4. pote k pws 8eleis na pe8aneis?
otan ginw 80... apo giratia kai apanwta egkefalika
sta 40 otan arxisoun na vgainoun polles ritides, pidwntas apo ton 4o (opws o Zaxopoulos)
opou na' nai... etsi ki alliws den aksizw tpt... eimai ena mideniko...snif
otan katalavw poso malakas eimai 8a autoktonisw kratwntas ena anameno sesouar sti mpaniera
5. exeis aderfia? an nai, einai pio ili8ia apo sena? an oxi, 8a itan pio ili8ia apo sena?
exw kai einai eksairetika pio ili8ia
exw kai einai ekneuristika pio eksipna
den exw alla pisteuw pws 8a itan pio eksipna (oloi einai pio eksipnoi apo mena snif)
den exw alla pws ginetai na einai pio eksipna apo mena? poso IQ iparxei re?
6. se ti pisteueis ali8ina?
ston Xristo
se kapoia anwteri dinami
sti malakia pou kirieuei
stin pragmatiki agapi
7. 8a protimouses na fas mia xesmeni maimou i enan krokodilo pou katouraei ana 3 deuterolepta? (H APANTHSH "DEN TRWW TIPOTA" DEN ISXYEI)
maimou staaaantar (pou na faw kotzam krokodilo? exw kai mia siloueta GAMW)
maimou! mikro, igiino, xaritwmeno... TO IDANIKO SNACK
krokodilo (me aidiazoun ta skata, ta pipi antexontai)
krokodilo me aidiazoun oi trixes
8. an anakalipseis pws 8a pe8aneis se 2 meres, pws 8a tis aksiopoiiseis?
8a sikwna 870 daneia kai ta lefta 8a ta edina stous ftwxous (sta @@ mou an 8a ta plirwsoun oi siggeneis mou XA!)
8a ekana ton giro tou kosmou, na dw osa den exw dei (kai o,ti prolavw na dw)
8a elega se olous tous filous & siggeneis pws tous agapaw kai 8a eima gia panta dipla tous klp klp
8a elega se osous misw oti tous misw kai 8a ekaiga ta spitia tous (afou frontisw prwta na einai adeia, ok den eimai toso kafros)
9. me posous exeis kanei sex?
katw apo 10 (alla eimai mikrouli akoma, 8elw k allo)
katw apo 10 (kai etsi 8a parameinoun)
apo 10-20
panw apo 20 (kai 8a auksi8oun)
panw apo 20 (ntrepomai ligoulaki alla ti na kaneis...)
10. me posous apo autous exeis ksanamilisei tous teleutaious 4 mines?
exw kratisei epafes me sxedon olous/es tous agapw kai tous noiazomai
krataw kapoia epafi me tous misous i kai ligoterous alla me to zori (me piezoun oi malakes eleos toso diskolo einai na me ksexasoun??)
me ligous, alla 8a 8ela me perissoterous... krima pou den mou polimilane
tipika pramata.... oxi tpt fovero (ena sms sta gene8lia klp)
11. an isoun skili, ti eidous skiles/ous 8a pidouses?
kana mikroswmo tipou terrie, kanis
doberman aaaaaneta
likoskilo
xaski
12. poses fores pisteueis pws se exoun vrisei pisw apo ti plati sou?
POTE! de dinw dikaiwmata egw!!
polles fores... distixws
mono pisw mou? kai mprosta mou me vrizoun... snif
spania... alla sigoura exei ginei...
13. poses fores 8elises na giriseis pisw to xrono?
5 fores tin evdomada peripou
POTE! den metaniwnw gia tipote!
sigoura panw apo 10 fores
liges kai farmakeres
14. pote pisteveis pws 8a ksanakaneis sex?
otan kseperasw ton/tin prwin mou
otan ksanapaw se club/kafeteria i gia pswnia
otan mou katsei to aiwnio kolima mou
exw sxesi ara opote 8elw XA!

1. What is your age?

Under 18 Years Old

18 to 24 Years Old

25 to 30 Years Old

31 to 40 Years Old

41 to 50 Years Old

51 to 60 Years Old

Over 60 Years Old

2. What is your gender?

Male

Female

3. 8a gamouses ena alogo gia 60 ekatomiria euro? (an eisai kopela vale ti fantasia sou na doulepsei...:P)

aneta

8a to gamousa alla meta 8a ksernaga gia 2 wres kai an den koitaei kaneis....

exw kapoion agapimeno stin entatiki ara... prepei na to gamisw to zwntano... mpas kai sw8ei

oxi xriso mou! exw iperifania ti nomizes?

4. pote k pws 8eleis na pe8aneis?

otan ginw 80... apo giratia kai apanwta egkefalika

sta 40 otan arxisoun na vgainoun polles ritides, pidwntas apo ton 4o (opws o Zaxopoulos)

opou na' nai... etsi ki alliws den aksizw tpt... eimai ena mideniko...snif

otan katalavw poso malakas eimai 8a autoktonisw kratwntas ena anameno sesouar sti mpaniera

5. exeis aderfia? an nai, einai pio ili8ia apo sena? an oxi, 8a itan pio ili8ia apo sena?

exw kai einai eksairetika pio ili8ia

exw kai einai ekneuristika pio eksipna

den exw alla pisteuw pws 8a itan pio eksipna (oloi einai pio eksipnoi apo mena snif)

den exw alla pws ginetai na einai pio eksipna apo mena? poso IQ iparxei re?

6. se ti pisteueis ali8ina?

ston Xristo

se kapoia anwteri dinami

sti malakia pou kirieuei

stin pragmatiki agapi

7. 8a protimouses na fas mia xesmeni maimou i enan krokodilo pou katouraei ana 3 deuterolepta? (H APANTHSH "DEN TRWW TIPOTA" DEN ISXYEI)

maimou staaaantar (pou na faw kotzam krokodilo? exw kai mia siloueta GAMW)

maimou! mikro, igiino, xaritwmeno... TO IDANIKO SNACK

krokodilo (me aidiazoun ta skata, ta pipi antexontai)

krokodilo me aidiazoun oi trixes

8. an anakalipseis pws 8a pe8aneis se 2 meres, pws 8a tis aksiopoiiseis?

8a sikwna 870 daneia kai ta lefta 8a ta edina stous ftwxous (sta @@ mou an 8a ta plirwsoun oi siggeneis mou XA!)

8a ekana ton giro tou kosmou, na dw osa den exw dei (kai o,ti prolavw na dw)

8a elega se olous tous filous & siggeneis pws tous agapaw kai 8a eima gia panta dipla tous klp klp

8a elega se osous misw oti tous misw kai 8a ekaiga ta spitia tous (afou frontisw prwta na einai adeia, ok den eimai toso kafros)

9. me posous exeis kanei sex?

katw apo 10 (alla eimai mikrouli akoma, 8elw k allo)

katw apo 10 (kai etsi 8a parameinoun)

apo 10-20

panw apo 20 (kai 8a auksi8oun)

panw apo 20 (ntrepomai ligoulaki alla ti na kaneis...)

10. me posous apo autous exeis ksanamilisei tous teleutaious 4 mines?

exw kratisei epafes me sxedon olous/es tous agapw kai tous noiazomai

krataw kapoia epafi me tous misous i kai ligoterous alla me to zori (me piezoun oi malakes eleos toso diskolo einai na me ksexasoun??)

me ligous, alla 8a 8ela me perissoterous... krima pou den mou polimilane

tipika pramata.... oxi tpt fovero (ena sms sta gene8lia klp)

11. an isoun skili, ti eidous skiles/ous 8a pidouses?

kana mikroswmo tipou terrie, kanis

doberman aaaaaneta

likoskilo

xaski

12. poses fores pisteueis pws se exoun vrisei pisw apo ti plati sou?

POTE! de dinw dikaiwmata egw!!

polles fores... distixws

mono pisw mou? kai mprosta mou me vrizoun... snif

spania... alla sigoura exei ginei...

13. poses fores 8elises na giriseis pisw to xrono?

5 fores tin evdomada peripou

POTE! den metaniwnw gia tipote!

sigoura panw apo 10 fores

liges kai farmakeres

14. pote pisteveis pws 8a ksanakaneis sex?

otan kseperasw ton/tin prwin mou

otan ksanapaw se club/kafeteria i gia pswnia

otan mou katsei to aiwnio kolima mou

exw sxesi ara opote 8elw XA!

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